The Colbert Report
Tip/Wag - Cynthia Davis & Fox News
Season 5 • 07/01/2009
Cynthia Davis opposes subsidized school lunches because hunger can be a positive motivator.
The Colbert ReportS5 Is It Time To Care About Soccer?
Normally, Stephen wouldn't think twice about soccer, but that was before the U.S. was good at it.
The Colbert ReportS5 4th of July Under Attack
An environmental activist sues Seattle to suspend their 4th of July fireworks display in pristine Gas Works Park.
The Colbert ReportS5 Al Franken Finally Declared Senator
The Minnesota Supreme Court rushes to declare Al Franken the Senate race winner after barely seven months of deliberation.
The Colbert ReportS5 Kevin Mattson
Kevin Mattson discusses the relevance of Jimmy Carter's underappreciated "national malaise" speech.
The Colbert ReportS5 Nicholas Kristof
Nicholas Kristof describes the endocrine disruptors in the water that are causing genital malformations in male animals and humans.
The Colbert ReportS5 Sign Off - Get Your Illegal Fireworks
Don't forget, there are only three more illegal fireworks shopping days until the 4th of July.
The Colbert ReportS5 Intro - 7/1/09
The Supreme Court takes its recess, and Nicholas Kristof discusses "It's Time to Learn From Frogs" after crossing five lanes of busy traffic.
The Colbert ReportS5 The Second Coming of Ronald Reagan
Soon, Reagan will ride into town on the back of his mighty steed, Bonzo, and the Potomac will run red with the blood of bureaucrats.
The Colbert ReportS5 Judge, Jury & Executioner - Firefighters, Gold Waste & Strip Search
The Supreme Court releases its decisions on firefighters' tests, goldmine waste and school strip searches.
The Colbert ReportS5 The Clinton Curse
Mark Sanford joins other victims of the Clinton curse like Bob Livingston, Larry Craig and Newt Gingrich.
The Colbert ReportS5 Tip/Wag - Cynthia Davis & Fox News
Representative Cynthia Davis opposes subsidized lunches for low-income children, and Fox News incorrectly identifies Mark Sanford as a Democrat.
The Colbert ReportS5 Exclusive - Operation Iraqi Stephen - Tom Hanks Care Package Pt. 1
The troops aren't allowed to get racy movies overseas, so Stephen sends them some of Tom Hanks' early work.
The Colbert ReportS5 Ed Viesturs
Stephen punches Ed Viesturs' Frequent Everest Card after his seventh climb to the summit of Mount Everest.
The Colbert ReportS5 Re-Report - Lost Treasures of Babylon
Stephen shows more footage of basic training at Fort Jackson, flying with the Thunderbirds, and putting care packages together with Tom Hanks.
The Colbert ReportS5 CNN Finds Bubbles the Chimp
Anderson Cooper uncovers shocking news about Bubbles the Chimp: he likes cucumbers and bananas.
The Colbert ReportS5 Intro - 7/2/09
Congress passes a renewable energy bill, and climber Ed Viesturs scales Stephen's ego.
The Colbert ReportS5 Exclusive - Operation Iraqi Stephen - Tom Hanks Care Package Pt. 3
Operation Iraqi Freedom has more women serving in it than any conflict in history, so Stephen packs something for the ladies.
The Colbert ReportS5 Exclusive - Operation Iraqi Stephen - Fallback Position - Air Force Thunderbirds
Stephen and his Air Force Thunderbird pilot try to figure out how much Stephen should be paying in taxes.
The Colbert ReportS5 Exclusive - Operation Iraqi Stephen - Tom Hanks Care Package Pt. 2
Tom Hanks appreciates sugar-free Tang because he used to be professionally fat.
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