The Colbert Report

Tip/Wag - Cynthia Davis & Fox News

Season 5 • 07/01/2009

Cynthia Davis opposes subsidized school lunches because hunger can be a positive motivator.

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Is It Time To Care About Soccer?

Normally, Stephen wouldn't think twice about soccer, but that was before the U.S. was good at it.
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4th of July Under Attack

An environmental activist sues Seattle to suspend their 4th of July fireworks display in pristine Gas Works Park.
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Al Franken Finally Declared Senator

The Minnesota Supreme Court rushes to declare Al Franken the Senate race winner after barely seven months of deliberation.
06/30/2009
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Kevin Mattson

Kevin Mattson discusses the relevance of Jimmy Carter's underappreciated "national malaise" speech.
06/30/2009
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Nicholas Kristof

Nicholas Kristof describes the endocrine disruptors in the water that are causing genital malformations in male animals and humans.
07/01/2009
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Sign Off - Get Your Illegal Fireworks

Don't forget, there are only three more illegal fireworks shopping days until the 4th of July.
07/01/2009
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Intro - 7/1/09

The Supreme Court takes its recess, and Nicholas Kristof discusses "It's Time to Learn From Frogs" after crossing five lanes of busy traffic.
07/01/2009
02:26

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The Second Coming of Ronald Reagan

Soon, Reagan will ride into town on the back of his mighty steed, Bonzo, and the Potomac will run red with the blood of bureaucrats.
07/01/2009
05:11

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Judge, Jury & Executioner - Firefighters, Gold Waste & Strip Search

The Supreme Court releases its decisions on firefighters' tests, goldmine waste and school strip searches.
07/01/2009
02:03

The Colbert ReportS5
The Clinton Curse

Mark Sanford joins other victims of the Clinton curse like Bob Livingston, Larry Craig and Newt Gingrich.
07/01/2009
02:38

The Colbert ReportS5
Tip/Wag - Cynthia Davis & Fox News

Representative Cynthia Davis opposes subsidized lunches for low-income children, and Fox News incorrectly identifies Mark Sanford as a Democrat.
07/01/2009
00:06

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Sign Off - See You at the Bar

Stephen will see you at the bar.
07/02/2009
00:14

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Exclusive - Operation Iraqi Stephen - Tom Hanks Care Package Pt. 1

The troops aren't allowed to get racy movies overseas, so Stephen sends them some of Tom Hanks' early work.
07/02/2009
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Ed Viesturs

Stephen punches Ed Viesturs' Frequent Everest Card after his seventh climb to the summit of Mount Everest.
07/02/2009
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Re-Report - Lost Treasures of Babylon

Stephen shows more footage of basic training at Fort Jackson, flying with the Thunderbirds, and putting care packages together with Tom Hanks.
07/02/2009
01:30

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CNN Finds Bubbles the Chimp

Anderson Cooper uncovers shocking news about Bubbles the Chimp: he likes cucumbers and bananas.
07/02/2009
00:33

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Intro - 7/2/09

Congress passes a renewable energy bill, and climber Ed Viesturs scales Stephen's ego.
07/02/2009
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Exclusive - Operation Iraqi Stephen - Tom Hanks Care Package Pt. 3

Operation Iraqi Freedom has more women serving in it than any conflict in history, so Stephen packs something for the ladies.
07/02/2009
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Exclusive - Operation Iraqi Stephen - Fallback Position - Air Force Thunderbirds

Stephen and his Air Force Thunderbird pilot try to figure out how much Stephen should be paying in taxes.
07/02/2009
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Exclusive - Operation Iraqi Stephen - Tom Hanks Care Package Pt. 2

Tom Hanks appreciates sugar-free Tang because he used to be professionally fat.
07/02/2009
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The Word - Ban de Soleil

The sun is a dangerous, unchecked nuclear power that causes global warming, and it must be put out.
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