The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
Cash Cow - High-Frequency Trading
Season 14 • 09/30/2009
Sam Bee discovers the fast action of high-frequency trading that regulators haven't outlawed yet.
Intro - Happy Yom KippurThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS14
Jon eats a traditional Baconnaise and lobster omelet with a side of Jesus toast to celebrate Yom Kippur.
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Bruce Bueno de Mesquita predicts the future of Iran's nuclear program with his computer models.
Moment of Zen - Going RougeThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS14
Chris Cuomo mistakenly calls Sarah Palin's memoir "Going Rouge" instead of "Going Rogue."
Where the Riled Things AreThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS14
Sean Hannity blames the drought affecting California farmers on the government and a tiny fish.
Deep Space NaanThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS14
Aasif Mandvi is proud to report that India discovered water on the moon, while America provided the tech support.
Ron PaulThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS14
Ron Paul's biggest concern is personal liberty, which only small government can provide.
Moment of Zen - Young Invincible InsuranceThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS14
The "young invincible" plan will cover preventative care and bus accidents.
Democratic Super Majority - The Art of WarrThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS14
In order to explain the Democrats' failure to pass a health care bill, Wyatt Cenac quotes from their playbook, "The Art of Warr."
Democratic Super MajorityThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS14
The Democratic supermajority fails to pass health care reform, but succeeds in funding abstinence-only education.
Jon KrakauerThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS14
Jon Krakauer explains how the Bush administration exploited Pat Tillman's death for political gain.
Cash Cow - High-Frequency TradingThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS14
Samantha Bee wants to tell her small investor friends about high-frequency trading before regulators outlaw it.
Moment of Zen - From Bow to WowThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS14
An excited dog surprises the hosts of NBC's "Today" during a pet makeover segment.
Joy BeharThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS14
Joy Behar humanizes Ann Coulter, denies being a Marxist, and invites the controversial Jon Stewart onto her show.
Tea Partiers Advise G20 ProtestersThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS14
Tea partiers give some advice to G20 Summit protesters: stay on message and get promoted by a major news outlet.
CNN Warns Against Texting While DrivingThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS14
CNN reminds viewers that texting while driving is dangerous and announces their new iPhone application for real-time traffic reports.
Copen Hatin'The Daily Show with Jon StewartS14
President Obama makes a case for the Olympics in Copenhagen, leading Republicans and the media to ask if he's ignoring more important issues.
Carbon CopoutThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS14
The Democrats' cap-and trade bill gives giant polluters a free pass, but even that's too strict for the Republicans.
Chicago NopeThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS14
Rio de Janeiro claims the 2016 Olympics thanks to its compelling presentation and new Double Dome Stadium.
Sarah VowellThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS14
Sarah Vowell thinks there would be fewer car bombs if religious fanatics acted more like Puritan theologian Roger Williams.
Moment of Zen - Chicago Is Too Dangerous for the OlympicsThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS14
Fox News anchors question whether the 2016 Olympics should take place in lawless Chicago.
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