The Colbert Report
Season 2 E 133 • 10/18/2006
Stephen called it! And the African elephants bravely stepped up to the plate and delivered.
The Colbert ReportS2 E132One Year Anniversary
Stephen gets choked up after realizing that he's affected Oprah's vocabulary.
The Colbert ReportS2 E132Intro - 10/17/06
Tonight, Stephen celebrates The Colbert Report's first birthday, encourages more U.S. households to marry and interviews biologist Richard Dawkins.
The Colbert ReportS2 E132Richard Dawkins
Biologist Richard Dawkins explains that he does not believe in God, but also that the world was not created randomly.
The Colbert ReportS2 E132The Word - Irreconcilable Differences
To bump up the numbers of married couples, Stephen suggests we enforce gays to marry.
The Colbert ReportS2 E133Sport Report - Smack Talk
Stephen encourages viewers to send in smack talk for the Saginaw Spirit's upcoming games.
The Colbert ReportS2 E133Santorum's Iraqi Lord of the Rings
Rick Santorum metaphorically points out that the forces of evil are drawing near to Minas Tirith -- which, Stephen guesses, is Ohio.
The Colbert ReportS2 E133Intro - 10/18/06
In this episode, Stephen discusses James Baker and a culture war in America, and interviews former White House aid David Kuo.
The Colbert ReportS2 E133Jeopardy
Stephen infiltrates a TV show combining the worst elements of facts, Hollywood and Canada.
The Colbert ReportS2 E133The Word - Sherlock
By quoting Sherlock Holmes and using the process of elimination, Stephen explains that we did not invade Iraq at all.
The Colbert ReportS2 E133David Kuo
Stephen and David Kuo talk about "compassionate conservatives" and the separation of church and state.
The Colbert ReportS2 E133Elephant Vasectomies
Veterinarians are traveling to Africa to give elephants vasectomies in an effort to deal with overpopulation.
The Colbert ReportS2 E134eBay Portrait Bid
The Colbert online army has responded to an auction for a portrait of Stephen with bids up to $99,999,999.00.
The Colbert ReportS2 E134Intro - 10/19/06
In this episode, Stephen discusses America's population, visits New York state and talks with Nobel Prize winner Peter Agre.
The Colbert ReportS2 E134Better Know a Challenger - New York's 19th - John Hall
Stephen meets with Democratic challenger John Hall, former member of the band Orleans, to talk about Hall's campaign and to harmonize.
The Colbert ReportS2 E134Exclusive - Better Know a Challenger - New York's 19th - John Hall
Stephen and candidate John Hall ask a musical, patriotic question.
The Colbert ReportS2 E134Jim Gilchrist
Stephen is unsure if the 300 millionth U.S. citizen was caused by a sexy episode of The Report back in January or by illegal immigration.
The Colbert ReportS2 E134Peter Agre
Dr. Peter Agre argues that basic understanding of science needs to be more widespread among the citizens of this country.
The Colbert ReportS2 E135Intro - 10/30/06
Stephen covers the midterm elections, reports on the nonexistent accomplishments of the 109th Congress and talks to Barry Manilow in this episode of The Colbert Report.
The Colbert ReportS2 E135Barry Manilow
Stephen presents Barry Manilow with a peace treaty, and they agree to joint custody of the infamous Emmy.
The Colbert ReportS2 E135Stay the Course
Stephen's White House press office faxes remind him over and over to stay the course.
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