The Daily Show with Jon Stewart

Human Growth Hormone

Season 12 • 03/07/2007

John Hodgman warns us to call a physician if we become a cyclops for more than eight hours.

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05:39

Richard Jadick
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Cmdr. Richard Jadick, the world's toughest urologist, tells Jon about working on the front lines of Iraq.
03/06/2007
03:04

General Admission
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"Support the Troops" is not just a formula repeated to provoke a trance-like state.
03/06/2007
00:21

Moment of Zen - Quoting
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George W. Bush has a little trouble with a quote.
03/06/2007
00:46

Immigration
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Stephen gets boxed in by immigration.
03/06/2007
00:19

Moment of Zen - Guilty
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Fox News delivers an important verdict.
03/07/2007
02:17

Verdict: Pants on Fire
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As Sam Bee explains, Libby's memory isn't bad. It's drop-an-anvil-on-your-head bad.
03/07/2007
05:23

Wynton Marsalis
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Wynton Marsalis was taught by his father to check things out before forming an opinion.
03/07/2007
01:33

Lest We Forget
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One thing we can all agree on: Robert Novak is a HUGE douche bag!
03/07/2007
00:54

Jazz
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Stephen and Wynton Marsalis are both jazzmen.
03/07/2007
03:32

Appetite for Obstruction
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Scooter Libby, the one man cancer on this White House, has finally been removed!
03/07/2007
04:46

Human Growth Hormone
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John Hodgman warns us to call a physician if we become a cyclops for more than eight hours.
03/07/2007
04:49

Clusterf@#k to the White House - Hillary and Barack
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In Selma, both Barack and Hillary do their best to imitate a southern black person.
03/08/2007
04:13

Aclockalypse Now
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As Dan Bakkedahl reports, what we don't know about this year's daylight saving time may kill our children.
03/08/2007
01:03

Better Dead Than Read
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If the Kremlin is involved in the murders of 13 critics, why is Yakov Smirnoff still performing?
03/08/2007
05:26

Dr. Sharon Moalem
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Dr. Sharon Moalem explains to Jon that menstruation protects women from the bubonic plague.
03/08/2007
00:40

Moment of Zen - Homies
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Hillary Clinton puts on an accent in Alabama.
03/08/2007
03:10

Red Alert
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John Oliver reports that it's common in Russia to die of a vague grief apropos of nothing.
03/08/2007
01:14

Hagel Announcement
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Chuck Hagel announces his intentions for the presidency.
03/12/2007
04:15

Bush: Donde Esta?
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In Guatemala, Mayan priests perform a ritual to cleanse the air after President Bush left.
03/12/2007
05:56

Chris Dodd
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Senator Chris Dodd compares running for President in 2008 to American Idol.
03/12/2007
01:13

Bloopers
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Stephen makes bloopers on purpose. Boy, is there egg on his face!
03/12/2007
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