The Colbert Report
Unscooped Dog Poop Crimes
Season 8 • 06/19/2012
Public enemy "number two" happens all too often on Stephen's precious acreage.
Press Interruption at Barack Obama's Immigration AddressThe Colbert ReportS8
Conservative blogger Neil Munro cuts the president's immigration speech short, and Stephen reveals that he is also a member of the White House Press Corps reserve.
Paul KrugmanThe Colbert ReportS8
Nobel Prize winner Paul Krugman discusses America's recessions and depressions, the effect of affluence on politics, and Europe's big economic mistake.
Operation Artificial Swedener - Sweden's ResponseThe Colbert ReportS8
Sweden reacts to Stephen's Twitter- takeover operation, mandating that only Swedes may participate in their national tweets.
Barack Obama's Immigration Policy ChangeThe Colbert ReportS8
Stephen reveals an election conspiracy theory, and Latinos seek a man of principle like Mitt Romney.
Intro - 6/18/12The Colbert ReportS8
A conservative reporter interrupts Barack Obama, Stephen falls into an international incident, and Paul Krugman shares his book "End This Depression Now!"
Mitt Romney's Champion Horse & Dressage TributeThe Colbert ReportS8
The Romneys' horse Rafalca makes the Olympic team, and the United States Equestrian Federation welcomes Stephen's new dressage tradition.
Olivia WildeThe Colbert ReportS8
Actress Olivia Wilde talks about campaigning for Barack Obama, competing in dressage, and joining Stephen on Maxim's Hot 100 list.
Sign Off - Stephen's Dressage DanceThe Colbert ReportS8
Stephen emulates the Romneys' competition horse, Rafalca.
John Kerry as Mitt Romney in Debate PrepThe Colbert ReportS8
Senator John Kerry will play Mitt Romney in Barack Obama's mock debates, even though Kerry and Romney hail from completely different pages of a thesaurus.
Unscooped Dog Poop CrimesThe Colbert ReportS8
PooPrints uses forensic DNA testing to help communities take fecal matters into their own hands.
Asian Immigration ThreatThe Colbert ReportS8
Asian immigrants are the new Mexicans, and even a super awesome wall around China won't curb their invasion.
Daniel KlaidmanThe Colbert ReportS8
Newsweek correspondent Daniel Klaidman discusses his book "Kill or Capture: The War on Terror and the Soul of the Obama Presidency."
Joe the Plumber's Controversial Gun Control AdThe Colbert ReportS8
Ohio congressional hopeful Samuel Wurzelbacher, a.k.a. "Joe the Candidate the Plumber," releases a powerful gun control ad.
Unraveling the Operation Fast & Furious ScandalThe Colbert ReportS8
The Fast and Furious gun-tracking program was an unconscionable waste of money to promote senseless acts of violence, just like the movies for which it was named.
Intro - 6/20/12The Colbert ReportS8
Scandal strikes the Department of Justice, Taco Bell launches a fast food novelty, and Daniel Klaidman shares his book "Kill or Capture."
Thought for Food - Doritos Tacos & FlavorlopesThe Colbert ReportS8
Taco Bell creates a miracle product, and Flavorlopes replace bland envelope glue with five fruit flavors.
Sign Off - GoodnightThe Colbert ReportS8
Stephen says goodnight and shoots off a WristStrong bracelet.
ThreatDown - Sicko Penguins, Stoner Babies & Terrorist FurnitureThe Colbert ReportS8
Children look up to erotic flightless freaks, baby soaps contain THC, and America's furnishings partner with fundamentalists.
Sign Off - "A Universe from Nothing"The Colbert ReportS8
Stephen touts Lawrence Krauss' book, "A Universe from Nothing."
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