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Unscooped Dog Poop Crimes

Season 8 • 06/19/2012

Public enemy "number two" happens all too often on Stephen's precious acreage.

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03:26

Press Interruption at Barack Obama's Immigration Address
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Conservative blogger Neil Munro cuts the president's immigration speech short, and Stephen reveals that he is also a member of the White House Press Corps reserve.
06/18/2012
06:49

Paul Krugman
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Nobel Prize winner Paul Krugman discusses America's recessions and depressions, the effect of affluence on politics, and Europe's big economic mistake.
06/18/2012
00:06

Sign Off - Goodnight
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Stephen says goodnight.
06/18/2012
05:31

Operation Artificial Swedener - Sweden's Response
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Sweden reacts to Stephen's Twitter- takeover operation, mandating that only Swedes may participate in their national tweets.
06/18/2012
04:25

Barack Obama's Immigration Policy Change
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Stephen reveals an election conspiracy theory, and Latinos seek a man of principle like Mitt Romney.
06/18/2012
00:38

Intro - 6/18/12
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A conservative reporter interrupts Barack Obama, Stephen falls into an international incident, and Paul Krugman shares his book "End This Depression Now!"
06/18/2012
06:02

Mitt Romney's Champion Horse & Dressage Tribute
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The Romneys' horse Rafalca makes the Olympic team, and the United States Equestrian Federation welcomes Stephen's new dressage tradition.
06/19/2012
07:01

Olivia Wilde
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Actress Olivia Wilde talks about campaigning for Barack Obama, competing in dressage, and joining Stephen on Maxim's Hot 100 list.
06/19/2012
00:12

Sign Off - Stephen's Dressage Dance
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Stephen emulates the Romneys' competition horse, Rafalca.
06/19/2012
02:43

John Kerry as Mitt Romney in Debate Prep
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Senator John Kerry will play Mitt Romney in Barack Obama's mock debates, even though Kerry and Romney hail from completely different pages of a thesaurus.
06/19/2012
04:42

Unscooped Dog Poop Crimes
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PooPrints uses forensic DNA testing to help communities take fecal matters into their own hands.
06/19/2012
03:27

Asian Immigration Threat
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Asian immigrants are the new Mexicans, and even a super awesome wall around China won't curb their invasion.
06/20/2012
05:02

Daniel Klaidman
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Newsweek correspondent Daniel Klaidman discusses his book "Kill or Capture: The War on Terror and the Soul of the Obama Presidency."
06/20/2012
03:05

Joe the Plumber's Controversial Gun Control Ad
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Ohio congressional hopeful Samuel Wurzelbacher, a.k.a. "Joe the Candidate the Plumber," releases a powerful gun control ad.
06/20/2012
02:58

Unraveling the Operation Fast & Furious Scandal
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The Fast and Furious gun-tracking program was an unconscionable waste of money to promote senseless acts of violence, just like the movies for which it was named.
06/20/2012
00:37

Intro - 6/20/12
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Scandal strikes the Department of Justice, Taco Bell launches a fast food novelty, and Daniel Klaidman shares his book "Kill or Capture."
06/20/2012
05:44

Thought for Food - Doritos Tacos & Flavorlopes
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Taco Bell creates a miracle product, and Flavorlopes replace bland envelope glue with five fruit flavors.
06/20/2012
00:05

Sign Off - Goodnight
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Stephen says goodnight and shoots off a WristStrong bracelet.
06/20/2012
04:29

ThreatDown - Sicko Penguins, Stoner Babies & Terrorist Furniture
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Children look up to erotic flightless freaks, baby soaps contain THC, and America's furnishings partner with fundamentalists.
06/21/2012
00:09

Sign Off - "A Universe from Nothing"
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Stephen touts Lawrence Krauss' book, "A Universe from Nothing."
06/21/2012
07:20

Lawrence Krauss
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Cosmologist Lawrence Krauss discusses his book "A Universe from Nothing: Why There Is Something Rather than Nothing."
06/21/2012
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