The Daily Show with Jon Stewart

Heartbreak Ridge

Season 9 • 12/01/2004

The guy in charge of protecting the country from terrorists just knocked on wood.

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00:29

Abu Ghraib
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If you use the word "atrocities" instead of saying "mutilating genetailia," no one can accuse you of dodging a question.
11/30/2004
00:19

Moment of Zen - Diana Tape Explotiation
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Is Princess Diana's former speech coach exploiting her?
11/30/2004
01:49

Zygotes
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A less-than-exclusive look back at the birth of Julia Roberts' twins.
11/30/2004
01:51

Di Another Day analysis
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Princess Diana was celebrated for her charity work, but love was anything charitable to her.
11/30/2004
02:42

Di Another Day
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Princess Diana never knew that tapes of her working with her speech coach would ever be released, but in all fairness, she didn't know she was going to die either.
11/30/2004
04:43

Christopher Hitchens Pt. 1
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If Christopher Hitchens was to write a book that Pat Robertson sucks and Jerry Falwell is an idiot, who would disagree with that?
12/01/2004
03:59

Christopher Hitchens Pt. 2
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According to Christopher Hitchens, too many moderate Muslims believe it's a war on Islam and not within Islam.
12/01/2004
00:18

Moment of Zen - Christian Nation
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You can be anything you want to be, but don't forget that this country was founded by Christians.
12/01/2004
05:54

This Week in God - Sexual Thoughts
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For one Texas pharmacist life begins when you first start thinking of sex.
12/01/2004
00:47

Let the Bitch Freeze
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A preview of Bob Wiltfong's story on how to spin anything.
12/01/2004
03:58

Heartbreak Ridge
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Tom Ridge reminds everyone that he wasn't the only guy who worked on the color-coded terror chart.
12/01/2004
02:27

French Canadian
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Rob Corddry argues that Jon doesn't speak French, so he doesn't know what it sounds like.
12/02/2004
03:00

Headlines - Nuke Kids On The Block
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Out of spite to the U.S., Iran will temporarily suspend its nuclear program.
12/02/2004
03:25

The Full Mountie
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President Bush visits Canada for the first time since taking office nearly four years ago.
12/02/2004
00:17

Moment of Zen - Sign Language
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Paul Martin starts speaking in French at a Canadian press conference.
12/02/2004
06:43

Stephen King
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The audience turns on Stephen King after he insults the Yankees.
12/02/2004
00:14

Moment Of Zen - Musharraf Backs Down
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General Musharraf backtracks after claiming President Bush made a mistake by invading Iraq.
12/06/2004
01:43

Mess O'Potamia - Another Vietnam
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The United States increases troop levels in Iraq, even calling up reservists who haven't served since the 1960s, making the Iraq War literally another Vietnam.
12/06/2004
01:10

Jesus Christ Is Born
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Two of America's leading news publications are fighting to break this developing story that happened only 2,000 years ago.
12/06/2004
05:22

Puppy Juice
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Bob Wiltfong shows simple techniques that corporations can use to improve their image while trying to sell a product of his own.
12/06/2004
05:10

Isabella Rossellini
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If Isabella Rossellini doesn't already have a puppy with her, she'll pick one up off the street.
12/06/2004
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