The Colbert Report
Stephen Appears in the New York Times Crossword Puzzle
Season 6 • 10/26/2010
Stephen wants a taste of that sweet crossword cash that Will Shortz is making from his rally.
Nicholas NegroponteThe Colbert ReportS6
Nicholas Negroponte wants to give laptop computers to children in third-world countries so they can communicate with the rest of the world.
The Word - Midterm ErectionThe Colbert ReportS6
A large number of lady politicians say it's time that America ditches the ballot box in favor of the measuring stick.
Who's Honoring Me Now? - Colbert Nation Five Years of Excellence AwardThe Colbert ReportS6
Stephen receives the Colbert Nation Five Years of Excellence Award and assembles a montage of his most world-changing moments.
Indecision 2010 - Revenge of the Fallen - Sean Bielat & Ken BuckThe Colbert ReportS6
Sean Bielat and Ken Buck can't help being politically opportunistic election year gay-baiters -- they were born that way.
Sign Off - Fifth Anniversary PortraitThe Colbert ReportS6
Stephen's new portrait commemorates his speedskating team victory and Grammy Award.
Intro - 10/26/10The Colbert ReportS6
Stephen looks at how corporate spending affects elections from the Domino's Pizza Pipin' Hot Extra Cheesy Update Corner, and Garry Wills writes a book about himself.
The Word - Invisible Inc.The Colbert ReportS6
Americans should buy nameless products from anonymous corporations who then give untraceable money to faceless congressmen to pass unknowable laws.
Sign Off - Stream Elvis Costello's National RansomThe Colbert ReportS6
After you're done listening to Elvis Costello's "National Ransom," go buy something for 10 bucks.
Garry WillsThe Colbert ReportS6
Garry Wills calls himself a disciple of Doris Kearns Goodwin and says the Tea Party movement is a racist endeavor.
Food Insurance InsuranceThe Colbert ReportS6
With Glenn Beck's Food Insurance and Stephen's Food Insurance Insurance, America as we know it may end, but at least Americans as we know them will still be fat.
Stephen Appears in the New York Times Crossword PuzzleThe Colbert ReportS6
Stephen fills in the New York Times crossword puzzle with stuff about himself every day, and this time it actually works.
Apolo OhnoThe Colbert ReportS6
Apolo Ohno trains like a boxer with a warrior's mentality, but he's still wearing tights skating in circles.
Snooki Halloween Costume & Spooky Rally SongThe Colbert ReportS6
The Wall Street Journal features a drawing of Snooki, and Stephen sings a spooky song that will make Jon Stewart drop a load of reason in his pants.
Intro - 10/27/10The Colbert ReportS6
Stephen looks at the Democrats' chances in the midterms under an electron microscope and gives Apolo Ohno a regret.
Sign Off - 2010 Election Map From Denny'sThe Colbert ReportS6
Stephen colors in his 2010 election map from Denny's.
Indecision 2010 - Revenge of the Fallen - Tom PerrielloThe Colbert ReportS6
Tom Perriello is campaigning on the Democrats' record because he thinks Americans are smart enough to understand that results take time.
Rand Paul Supporter Stomps on Liberal Activist's HeadThe Colbert ReportS6
Two Rand Paul supporters have the courage to throw a liberal activist to the ground and hold her down, while a third hero stomps on her head.
Fear for All Pt. 1The Colbert ReportS6
A gay editor, a Mexican guy, an imam, a grizzly coddler and a possible robot scare the crap out of Stephen.
Fear for All Pt. 2The Colbert ReportS6
Stephen knows that Muslims feel anger and gay people are often very sad, but he isn't sure if bears have feelings.
Sign Off - See You at the RallyThe Colbert ReportS6
Get the app for the Rally to Restore Sanity and/or Fear.
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