The Colbert Report
The Word - Midterm Erection
Season 6 • 10/25/2010
Vote for whichever candidate has a rock-hard man lance the girth of a Costco can of chickpeas.
America Helps Rescue Chilean MinersThe Colbert ReportS6
Stephen doesn't want to miss out on the trapped Chilean miner craze, so he rescues his intern from a locker
Bill BrysonThe Colbert ReportS6
Bill Bryson tells the history of the world by questioning the common things we take for granted, in his book, "At Home."
Sign Off - Oprah Is WonderfulThe Colbert ReportS6
Stephen just wants to tell Oprah that he was kidding and she's wonderful.
Transitive Property of Christine O'DonnellThe Colbert ReportS6
Following Christine O'Donnell's ironclad logic, Stephen concludes that masturbating equals being gay.
People Who Are Destroying America - Landscaping GoatsThe Colbert ReportS6
Horny goats head to a Department of Defense nuclear sub base after stealing all the landscaping jobs.
Rally to Restore Sanity and/or Fear Chinatown Bus TicketsThe Colbert ReportS6
Since Oprah won't send Stephen's audience to D.C., he buys them tickets for the Shin Wu Chinatown bus.
Nicholas NegroponteThe Colbert ReportS6
Nicholas Negroponte wants to give laptop computers to children in third-world countries so they can communicate with the rest of the world.
Who's Honoring Me Now? - Colbert Nation Five Years of Excellence AwardThe Colbert ReportS6
Stephen receives the Colbert Nation Five Years of Excellence Award and assembles a montage of his most world-changing moments.
Indecision 2010 - Revenge of the Fallen - Sean Bielat & Ken BuckThe Colbert ReportS6
Sean Bielat and Ken Buck can't help being politically opportunistic election year gay-baiters -- they were born that way.
Sign Off - Fifth Anniversary PortraitThe Colbert ReportS6
Stephen's new portrait commemorates his speedskating team victory and Grammy Award.
The Word - Midterm ErectionThe Colbert ReportS6
A large number of lady politicians say it's time that America ditches the ballot box in favor of the measuring stick.
Intro - 10/26/10The Colbert ReportS6
Stephen looks at how corporate spending affects elections from the Domino's Pizza Pipin' Hot Extra Cheesy Update Corner, and Garry Wills writes a book about himself.
Stephen Appears in the New York Times Crossword PuzzleThe Colbert ReportS6
Stephen fills in the New York Times crossword puzzle with stuff about himself every day, and this time it actually works.
The Word - Invisible Inc.The Colbert ReportS6
Americans should buy nameless products from anonymous corporations who then give untraceable money to faceless congressmen to pass unknowable laws.
Sign Off - Stream Elvis Costello's National RansomThe Colbert ReportS6
After you're done listening to Elvis Costello's "National Ransom," go buy something for 10 bucks.
Garry WillsThe Colbert ReportS6
Garry Wills calls himself a disciple of Doris Kearns Goodwin and says the Tea Party movement is a racist endeavor.
Food Insurance InsuranceThe Colbert ReportS6
With Glenn Beck's Food Insurance and Stephen's Food Insurance Insurance, America as we know it may end, but at least Americans as we know them will still be fat.
Apolo OhnoThe Colbert ReportS6
Apolo Ohno trains like a boxer with a warrior's mentality, but he's still wearing tights skating in circles.
Snooki Halloween Costume & Spooky Rally SongThe Colbert ReportS6
The Wall Street Journal features a drawing of Snooki, and Stephen sings a spooky song that will make Jon Stewart drop a load of reason in his pants.
Intro - 10/27/10The Colbert ReportS6
Stephen looks at the Democrats' chances in the midterms under an electron microscope and gives Apolo Ohno a regret.
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