The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
Headlines - Paddy Meltdown
Season 3 • 03/17/1999
Thousands of Angela's asses hit the streets today for St. Patrick's Day.
Other News - The Phantom MenaceThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS3
Kiss loses front man Paul Stanley to the world of musical theatre, and Jon offers the remaining members a quick word of advice.
Chris IsaakThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS3
Chris Isaak can do the headlines and give us facts about how to get things out of our clothes.
Moment of Zen - Crock of GoldThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS3
A man on the street waves an Irish flag and wishes everyone a Happy St. Patrick's Day.
Out at the Movies with Frank DeCaro - Best PictureThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS3
Don't be surprised if someone thanks Adolf Hitler in their acceptance speech at this year's Oscars.
John LarroquetteThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS3
As a child, John Larroquette attended an all boys Catholic school called Our Lady of the Sacred Pain in the Ass.
Other News - All About SteveThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS3
In yet another pathetic attempt to shake his image as a billionaire dork, billionaire dork Steve Forbes took to the Internet to announce his candidacy for president.
St. Patrick's Gay ParadeThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS3
Like St. Patrick and the snakes, Mayor Giuliani and a contingent of the NYPD are using the St. Patrick's Day parade to drive minorities out of Manhattan.
This Just In - What's It All About, Algae?The Daily Show with Jon StewartS3
The group hopes to free Keiko the whale to lead a productive life -- until he is hacked by the propeller of a boat while doing tricks for the kids on a passing pleasure boat.
Recap - 3/17/99The Daily Show with Jon StewartS3
Jon Stewart ends the show and highlights the top stories of the night.
A Brief History of IrelandThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS3
After the opening of the Guinness brewery in 1759, Ireland plunged into the Dark Ages and culture degenerated into dirty limericks scrawled on Guinness coasters.
Headlines - Paddy MeltdownThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS3
St. Patrick's Day is not the day for a quiet conversation in a tavern with a white wine spritzer.
This Just In - Mennonite of TerrorThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS3
A high speed chase between the police and the Amish teens ended when their horse stopped for a drink.
Moment of Zen - Old Lady SmokeThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS3
An old woman smokes marijuana next to a giant marijuana plant.
Joseph Gordon-LevittThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS3
Joseph Gordon-Levitt is sure that "10 Things I Hate About You" will dethrone "Citizen Kane" as the greatest movie of all time.
Sticky BacksideThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS3
The Elle Macpherson stamp is part of a celebrity program which comes with its own self-help pamphlet for stamp collectors called "Discover the Outside World."
Headlines - Bong Time Comin'The Daily Show with Jon StewartS3
The grooviest federal advisory panel ever has just released a report that claims that patients suffering from serious diseases should be allowed to smoke medical marijuana.
Back in Black - Erin Go Bada BoomThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS3
Lewis Black comments on St. Patrick's Day, dam construction in Iraq and South African cuisine.
Other News - Voodoo EconomicsThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS3
North Carolina Senator Jesse Helms has taken time off from sewing scarlet A's onto the frocks of adulterers to accuse the state department of supporting black magic.
The Beth Littleford Interview - Boy GeorgeThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS3
If President Bill Clinton asked Boy George to give him oral, Boy George would say yes.
A Hastily Thrown Together Editorial - Medical MarijuanaThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS3
Children should never smoke marijuana, even if their grandmother with glaucoma says it's "cool."
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