The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
Headlines - Paddy Meltdown
Season 3 • 03/17/1999
Thousands of Angela's asses hit the streets today for St. Patrick's Day.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS3 Other News - The Phantom Menace
Kiss loses front man Paul Stanley to the world of musical theatre, and Jon offers the remaining members a quick word of advice.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS3 Chris Isaak
Chris Isaak can do the headlines and give us facts about how to get things out of our clothes.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS3 Moment of Zen - Crock of Gold
A man on the street waves an Irish flag and wishes everyone a Happy St. Patrick's Day.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS3 Out at the Movies with Frank DeCaro - Best Picture
Don't be surprised if someone thanks Adolf Hitler in their acceptance speech at this year's Oscars.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS3 John Larroquette
As a child, John Larroquette attended an all boys Catholic school called Our Lady of the Sacred Pain in the Ass.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS3 Other News - All About Steve
In yet another pathetic attempt to shake his image as a billionaire dork, billionaire dork Steve Forbes took to the Internet to announce his candidacy for president.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS3 St. Patrick's Gay Parade
Like St. Patrick and the snakes, Mayor Giuliani and a contingent of the NYPD are using the St. Patrick's Day parade to drive minorities out of Manhattan.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS3 This Just In - What's It All About, Algae?
The group hopes to free Keiko the whale to lead a productive life -- until he is hacked by the propeller of a boat while doing tricks for the kids on a passing pleasure boat.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS3 Recap - 3/17/99
Jon Stewart ends the show and highlights the top stories of the night.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS3 A Brief History of Ireland
After the opening of the Guinness brewery in 1759, Ireland plunged into the Dark Ages and culture degenerated into dirty limericks scrawled on Guinness coasters.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS3 Headlines - Paddy Meltdown
St. Patrick's Day is not the day for a quiet conversation in a tavern with a white wine spritzer.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS3 This Just In - Mennonite of Terror
A high speed chase between the police and the Amish teens ended when their horse stopped for a drink.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS3 Moment of Zen - Old Lady Smoke
An old woman smokes marijuana next to a giant marijuana plant.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS3 Joseph Gordon-Levitt
Joseph Gordon-Levitt is sure that "10 Things I Hate About You" will dethrone "Citizen Kane" as the greatest movie of all time.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS3 Sticky Backside
The Elle Macpherson stamp is part of a celebrity program which comes with its own self-help pamphlet for stamp collectors called "Discover the Outside World."
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS3 Headlines - Bong Time Comin'
The grooviest federal advisory panel ever has just released a report that claims that patients suffering from serious diseases should be allowed to smoke medical marijuana.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS3 Back in Black - Erin Go Bada Boom
Lewis Black comments on St. Patrick's Day, dam construction in Iraq and South African cuisine.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS3 Other News - Voodoo Economics
North Carolina Senator Jesse Helms has taken time off from sewing scarlet A's onto the frocks of adulterers to accuse the state department of supporting black magic.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS3 The Beth Littleford Interview - Boy George
If President Bill Clinton asked Boy George to give him oral, Boy George would say yes.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS3 A Hastily Thrown Together Editorial - Medical Marijuana
Children should never smoke marijuana, even if their grandmother with glaucoma says it's "cool."
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