The Daily Show with Jon Stewart

Moment of Zen - Crock of Gold

Season 3 • 03/17/1999

A man on the street wishes everyone a Happy St. Patrick's Day.

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Other News - The Phantom Menace

Kiss loses front man Paul Stanley to the world of musical theatre, and Jon offers the remaining members a quick word of advice.
03/16/1999
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Chris Isaak

Chris Isaak can do the headlines and give us facts about how to get things out of our clothes.
03/16/1999
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Out at the Movies with Frank DeCaro - Best Picture

Don't be surprised if someone thanks Adolf Hitler in their acceptance speech at this year's Oscars.
03/17/1999
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Headlines - Paddy Meltdown

St. Patrick's Day is not the day for a quiet conversation in a tavern with a white wine spritzer.
03/17/1999
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John Larroquette

As a child, John Larroquette attended an all boys Catholic school called Our Lady of the Sacred Pain in the Ass.
03/17/1999
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Other News - All About Steve

In yet another pathetic attempt to shake his image as a billionaire dork, billionaire dork Steve Forbes took to the Internet to announce his candidacy for president.
03/17/1999
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St. Patrick's Gay Parade

Like St. Patrick and the snakes, Mayor Giuliani and a contingent of the NYPD are using the St. Patrick's Day parade to drive minorities out of Manhattan.
03/17/1999
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This Just In - What's It All About, Algae?

The group hopes to free Keiko the whale to lead a productive life -- until he is hacked by the propeller of a boat while doing tricks for the kids on a passing pleasure boat.
03/17/1999
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Recap - 3/17/99

Jon Stewart ends the show and highlights the top stories of the night.
03/17/1999
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A Brief History of Ireland

After the opening of the Guinness brewery in 1759, Ireland plunged into the Dark Ages and culture degenerated into dirty limericks scrawled on Guinness coasters.
03/17/1999
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Moment of Zen - Crock of Gold

A man on the street waves an Irish flag and wishes everyone a Happy St. Patrick's Day.
03/17/1999
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This Just In - Mennonite of Terror

A high speed chase between the police and the Amish teens ended when their horse stopped for a drink.
03/18/1999
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Moment of Zen - Old Lady Smoke

An old woman smokes marijuana next to a giant marijuana plant.
03/18/1999
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Joseph Gordon-Levitt

Joseph Gordon-Levitt is sure that "10 Things I Hate About You" will dethrone "Citizen Kane" as the greatest movie of all time.
03/18/1999
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Sticky Backside

The Elle Macpherson stamp is part of a celebrity program which comes with its own self-help pamphlet for stamp collectors called "Discover the Outside World."
03/18/1999
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Headlines - Bong Time Comin'

The grooviest federal advisory panel ever has just released a report that claims that patients suffering from serious diseases should be allowed to smoke medical marijuana.
03/18/1999
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Back in Black - Erin Go Bada Boom

Lewis Black comments on St. Patrick's Day, dam construction in Iraq and South African cuisine.
03/18/1999
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Other News - Voodoo Economics

North Carolina Senator Jesse Helms has taken time off from sewing scarlet A's onto the frocks of adulterers to accuse the state department of supporting black magic.
03/18/1999
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The Beth Littleford Interview - Boy George

If President Bill Clinton asked Boy George to give him oral, Boy George would say yes.
03/18/1999
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A Hastily Thrown Together Editorial - Medical Marijuana

Children should never smoke marijuana, even if their grandmother with glaucoma says it's "cool."
03/18/1999
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Headlines - The Cane Mutiny

Josephine Chaplin sues the lottery commission in Israel for using her father's little tramp character to sell lottery tickets.
03/22/1999
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