The Daily Show with Jon Stewart

Stress Rehearsal

Season 7 • 05/13/2003

The government stages massive anti-terror drills in three cities.

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Intro - Doctor Germ and Mrs. Anthrax
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Iraqi bio-weapons experts Doctor Germ and Mrs. Anthrax are apprehended, causing children to rejoice throughout the world.
05/12/2003
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Headlines - Dick Cheney for Vice President
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Dick Cheney has announced that he will be George W. Bush's running mate in the upcoming 2004 election.
05/12/2003
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Headlines - The Worst of Times
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The New York Times admits that reporter Jason Blair "regularly fabricated quotes and filed stories from places he'd never visited."
05/12/2003
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Moment of Zen - Homeland Security
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Seattle Mayor Greg Nickels states in a speech that homeland security begins at home.
05/13/2003
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Tobacco Load
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America will only sign the World Health Organization's anti-tobacco treaty if a clause is added allowing it to opt out of any part of the treaty at any time.
05/13/2003
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Austin Powerless
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Democrats from the Texas House of Representatives bolt for the Oklahoma state line to prevent a vote that would redraw voting districts.
05/13/2003
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Don't Fear the Reefer
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American officials fear Canada's new tolerance will lead to more smuggling and organized crime.
05/13/2003
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Democrats on the Lam
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Rob Corddry explains that the Texas democrats are trying to conduct the people's business while subsisting only on the contents of their mini-bars.
05/13/2003
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Seattle Terror Drill
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Ed Helms explains the simulated Seattle bombing is an event that would have been seared into our national consciousness.
05/13/2003
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Josh Jackson
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Josh Jackson talks to Jon about how he was arrested for drunk and disorderly conduct at a hockey game.
05/13/2003
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Stress Rehearsal
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America practices for its next non-specific threat with a five-day Homeland Security drill.
05/13/2003
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Austin Powerless
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Texas Republicans demonstrate the adult approach to politics by playing catch and making funny cards.
05/14/2003
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Chief Petty Officer
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President Bush continues to broaden the divide between the U.S. and France by choosing not to stay in France when he visits France.
05/14/2003
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Moment of Zen - Republican Chicken
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Republican protestors take the high road in Texas redistricting struggle.
05/14/2003
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Digital Watch - Identity Theft
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Ed Helms wants to make sure that the only person calling Anal Zoo is you.
05/14/2003
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Diane Ravitch
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Diane Ravitch makes Jon's brain hurt with all the nonsensical standards in practice in the modern American education.
05/14/2003
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Full Metal Junket
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Stephen Colbert confronts the horror and chaos of fake war head on and can't wait to leave.
05/14/2003
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Intro - Couch Potatoes
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Jon guesses his audience is the 25% of Americans who get no exercise whatsoever.
05/15/2003
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Moment of Zen - Opening Bell
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South Korean President Roh Moo-hyun keeps his hand on the Opening Bell.
05/15/2003
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Michael Kinsley
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Michael Kinsley talks to Jon about getting fooled by the fake article on monkey fishing.
05/15/2003
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Come On! - Sun
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Rob Corddry believes man has improved on everything the Sun does.
05/15/2003
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