The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
Intro - Barbara Walters
Season 8 • 07/15/2003
Jon Stewart thinks Barbara Walters might not be a drunken whore.
Produce Pete with Steve Carell - WatercressThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS8
Steve Carell informs us that watercress is a remedy against bowel tumors.
Angelina JolieThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS8
Jon wants to know if he can have Angelina Jolie's kid.
Headlines - Meet the PressThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS8
Saddam Hussein and Kim Jong-il are both evil despots who do terrible things and hurt their own people, but Hussein lied to the United Nations.
Moment of Zen - U.N. ResolutionsThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS8
Donald Rumsfeld thinks Saddam Hussein is more dangerous than Kim Jong-il because he violated U.N. resolutions.
Moment of Zen - Hurricane ClaudetteThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS8
A CNN reporter apologizes for not being able to withstand hurricane force rain in the face.
Mess O'Potamia - Darn IntelligenceThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS8
George W. Bush has full faith in the darn good intelligence America has at its disposal.
Gary Hart Pt. 2The Daily Show with Jon StewartS8
Gary Hart feels George W. Bush is an inept leader but he doesn't have the $250 million to take him on in 2004.
Nnnggehhh... - Director of Homeland SecurityThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS8
The figurehead Department of Homeland Security unveils a urine-free new logo and tries to get bumped closer to the presidency.
Homeland BureaucracyThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS8
Rob Corddry is excited about the symbolic, non-bureaucratic changes afoot in the Department for Homeland Security.
Gary Hart Pt. 1The Daily Show with Jon StewartS8
After calling for a Department for Homeland Security and warning of a terrorist attack in 1999, Gary Hart says America still has a long way to go.
Intro - Barbara WaltersThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS8
Jon Stewart apologizes for incorrectly reporting Barbara Walters's status as a drunken whore.
Hurricane CoverageThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS8
Hurricanes are very serious, but news teams have fancy equipment and lots of people to track their every move.
Rowan AtkinsonThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS8
Rowan Atkinson has come to conquer America with his maxi-movie.
Ad Nauseam - Hygiene ProductsThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS8
Advertisers try to sell you products for your disgusting body without making you sick.
Democrats 2004: Race from the White House - NAACP ConventionThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS8
Lieberman, Gephardt and Kucinich are no-shows at the NAACP's annual convention.
Jon MagazineThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS8
In the latest issue of Jon Magazine, Stephen Colbert shows you the top ten places to bang your old lady.
Black VotersThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS8
Black people aren't going to vote republican just because Dick Gephardt missed their convention.
Moment of Zen - Lamisil AdThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS8
A Lamisil nail infection commercial.
Headlines - It's Pat!The Daily Show with Jon StewartS8
Pat Robertson prays that God will move against three Supreme Court justices for their sodomy ruling.
Back in Black - SymbolismThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS8
Lewis Black examines current forms of American symbolism: flag burning, the Ten Commandments and elephants humping.
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