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Season 7 • 11/19/2002

The extra baggage screeners in airports are in charge of the mountain of confiscated tweezers.

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03:38

Whaaaa? - Don't Ask, Don't Translate
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Firing gay linguists from the Army is something that Osama Bin Laden and George W. Bush can agree on.
11/18/2002
00:13

Moment of Zen - United Nations Plane
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A plane full of United Nations Weapons Inspectors takes off towards the Middle East.
11/18/2002
04:41

The Gaying of America
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As the gay economic impact grows, it vigorously interfaces and stimulates the rest of the economy, such as the homophobic pundit industry.
11/18/2002
01:14

Horrific Warning
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Jon Stewart offers a horrific warning about bed bugs and their biting.
11/18/2002
05:27

Ja Rule
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Ja Rule's son is known as "Young Rule."
11/18/2002
02:59

Ad Nauseam - Prescription Drugs
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Education only goes so far in persuading us to buy unfamiliar new medicines that we may not even need.
11/19/2002
07:17

Harold Ford
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Harold Ford doesn't feel there's anything wrong with the labels "liberal" and "conservative," as long as you're prepared to answer questions.
11/19/2002
01:54

Whip-Smart
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Nancy Pelosi is the first female to be appointed House Minority Leader, and she smells good, too.
11/19/2002
03:30

Definitions
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Senior Political correspondent Stephen Colbert feels the Democrats should change their title to "The Dragon Slayers."
11/19/2002
00:22

Moment of Zen - The Tongue
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House Minority Leader Nancy Pelosi avoids the charms of Dick "The Tongue" Gephardt.
11/19/2002
03:33

Headlines - Green Screen
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The eight-month rush to meet a Congressional deadline was a historical mobilization of a government agency, second only to the time the DMV heard there was cake downstairs.
11/19/2002
02:33

Headlines - Deep Ship
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An oil tanker splits in half off the coast of Spain, killing wildlife and potentially devastating Spain's fishing industry.
11/20/2002
01:50

Headlines - Nobel Savage
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President George W. Bush welcomes America's Nobel Prize winners to the White House.
11/20/2002
05:44

Catherine Crier
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Catherine Crier discusses her new book, "The Case Against Lawyers," and her Court TV show, "Catherine Crier Live."
11/20/2002
02:17

Intro - Dangling Baby
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Michael Jackson dangles his baby off the balcony of a hotel in Germany.
11/20/2002
04:21

Shrine of the Times
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Stephen Colbert travels to Waterbury, CT where a not-so-violent conflict rages over what to do with the town's deteriorating Holy Land park.
11/20/2002
02:39

Back in Black - Sexy Gaming
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Lewis Black reviews the latest in sexually explicit and violent video games
11/20/2002
00:10

Moment of Zen - It's a Baby
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Michael Jackson dangles his son, Prince Michael II, over a balcony railing.
11/20/2002
05:06

Kevin James
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Jon shares his plans for cooking his first ever turkey.
11/21/2002
04:04

J. Lo and Ben
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Rachel Harris and Ed Helms hope to see celebrities such as J. Lo, Ben, Madonna and Axel Rose.
11/21/2002
03:42

Thanks For Nothing
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Rob Corddry goes in search of the true meaning of Thanksgiving.
11/21/2002
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