The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
Season 3 • 04/27/1999
A twenty thousand dollar Toadway gets no toad traffic.
Headlines - Zero Summit GameThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS3
NATO celebrates its 50th anniversary despite having made no progress toward a peaceful solution in Kosovo.
Moment of Zen - Fat Men in SpeedosThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS3
Three fat men stand on a windswept beach in next to nothing.
Headlines - Schmear CampaignThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS3
U.S. campaign consultants are bringing much-needed hate to Israeli politics.
Other News - Science 2000 Fat DrugThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS3
A new diet drug will be able to block the absorption of Funyuns and Big Macs with a few unpleasant side effects.
This Just In - The Gland That Time ForgotThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS3
Scientists unearth evidence of human/Neanderthal interbreeding.
Intro - Pro BonoThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS3
Jon introduces the line-up for the show and makes a couple of ass-related jokes.
Ad Nauseum - B and JThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS3
Michael Blieden knows a lot about local talent, but can't remember what a BJ is.
Headlines - Priest InfectionThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS3
A Roman Catholic splinter group selects Sinead O'Connor to be the first female Catholic Priest.
Other News - Science 2000 Miracle GoatsThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS3
Many experts believe that animals are against being implanted with human diseases.
Sheryl Lee RalphThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS3
Sheryl Lee Ralph discusses wearing a dress backwards with Jon.
Tunnel VisionThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS3
Stupidity does not bar one from holding public office.
Chris RobinsonThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS3
Chris Robinson is a very touchy-feely guy who likes to touch Jon's face, and the feeling is mutual.
Recap - World's Greatest Tennis PlayerThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS3
Jon recaps today's top stories and previews tomorrows.
XXX-PO '99The Daily Show with Jon StewartS3
Mo Rocca and Beth Littleford spend a long erotic day together.
Headlines - No PekingThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS3
A Chinese spy infiltrates U.S. nuclear arsenal; now all he needs is a personal computer and $400 trillion.
Back in BlackThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS3
A squirrel that's learned to water ski really pisses Lewis Black off.
Other News - Swamp MeetThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS3
The Florida heat causes alligators to leave the water in search of mates and food, and in some cases they're both.
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Jon and Billy Joel hold a "who can grow hair faster in odder places" contest.
Moment of Zen - Lady and the TrampThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS3
Jon shares spaghetti with another man.
This Just In - Fruit BatsThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS3
Batman the musical will be the first show in Manhattan to not have performers sliding down poles to Warrant's Cherry Pie.
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