The Daily Show with Jon Stewart

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Season 10 • 05/31/2005

These days when you squeeze the pump, it's like the pump is squeezing you.

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02:32

Headlines - Just Shoot Me
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Retreating from life-threatening situations defies common sense, and in a related decree, Florida will rename their hurricane evacuation routes as "Pussy Promenades."
05/12/2005
02:50

Gaywatch - Out West
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Mayor Jim West, republican champion of family values and morality, doesn't deny visiting gay Internet chat lines and having relations with adult men -- any more.
05/12/2005
05:53

Tracey Ullman
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Tracey Ullman talks about her poster in Times Square, her pending U.S. citizenship, her Kim Cattrall impersonation and her daughter's interest in politics.
05/12/2005
02:42

U.N. Ambassador Vote
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Despite offering a harsh critique of John Bolton, Senator George Voinovich confirms his nomination as U.N. ambassador.
05/12/2005
04:11

Banned Aid
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"Guns for Tots" is teaching kids about the joys of weaponry in a neighborhood that needs it most: Harlem.
05/12/2005
06:47

Gerald Posner Pt. 1
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The U.S. and Saudi Arabia are making the greatest Sprite commercial ever.
05/31/2005
00:11

Moment of Zen - For The Children
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Do you think tasers should be used on children?
05/31/2005
01:50

Intro - The Past Two Weeks
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The only copy of the Koran was flushed down the toilet sparking riots throughout the Middle East.
05/31/2005
01:36

Gerald Posner Pt. 2
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Since it doesn't seem likely that the ruling family of Saudi Arabia is going to change all that much, we'll have to start looking at the other option.
05/31/2005
04:09

Headlines - Crotch Shots
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The Koran may have been rubbed on an interrogator's crotch, but it was never flushed down the toilet.
05/31/2005
05:39

Grand Heft Auto
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President Bush is trying to make sure oil company profits are so large that the oil companies will stop caring about money and pass the profits onto you.
05/31/2005
00:17

Moment of Zen - Deep Throat Revealed
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G. Gordon Liddy, Pat Buchanan and Robert Novak separately discuss their thoughts on the revealed identity of Deep Throat.
06/01/2005
04:38

That 70s Source
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Deep Throat, the anonymous Watergate informant that helped topple a presidency, reveals himself to be a guy you've never heard of.
06/01/2005
06:23

Bo Bice
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On the "American Idol" stage, Bo Bice could not hear the judges' criticism.
06/01/2005
02:42

Tommy
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House Majority Leader Tom DeLay is under fire for a variety of things that he probably did.
06/01/2005
03:10

Deep Throat Revealed
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After Watergate, the suffix "gate" caught on as a way to denote the serious nature of a scandal.
06/01/2005
02:40

Spring Cloning
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These days, the debate between a conservative Republican and a moderate Republican is what passes for hearing from both sides.
06/01/2005
00:22

Moment of Zen - Catapult the Propaganda
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George W. Bush talks about how many times he needs to repeat something to get the truth to sink in.
06/02/2005
02:00

Produce Pete with Steve Carell - Heritage Ambrosia
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Produce Pete dropped out of his doctoral program in fruit studies because of a banana.
06/02/2005
02:28

Intro - Touch of Sweet
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Jon decides to take some out of the standard Daily Show cynicism to share something sweet before the usual crap fest.
06/02/2005
05:43

Russell Crowe
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Russell Crowe thinks it is more painful to have electrodes strapped to your testicles than to be hit in the face.
06/02/2005
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