Comedy Central Stand-Up Featuring
Josh Johnson - How to Get Guys to Stop Sending You Dick Pics - Uncensored
Season 4 E 8 • 10/18/2019
Josh Johnson explains why zoo animals aren't like wild animals and remembers when his phone was flooded with dick pics after someone accidentally gave out his number.
Comedy Central Stand-Up FeaturingS3 • E12Mitra Jouhari - Want to Be Mitra Jouhari’s Roommate? - Uncensored
Mitra Jouhari lays out her surprising take on William Shakespeare and asks if anyone in the crowd wants to be her roommate.
Comedy Central Stand-Up FeaturingS3 • E13Jak Knight - What Young Guys Screw Up During Sex - Uncensored
Jak Knight reveals the sex act that young straight guys get wrong and admits he doesn’t relate to Chance the Rapper’s hardcore spirituality.
Comedy Central Stand-Up FeaturingS3 • E14Mo Welch - Mo Welch Takes on Internet Trolls
Mo Welch gets ahead of the sexist trolls who will likely comment on this video and recalls coming out to her mom.
Comedy Central Stand-Up FeaturingS4 • E1Zack Fox - The Internet Has Made Dads Obsolete - Uncensored
Zack Fox talks about making enough money to be a "free-range father" and a revelation that he had in the middle of ass play.
Comedy Central Stand-Up FeaturingS4 • E2Ryan O'Flanagan - Why Alcohol Is Better Than Weed
Ryan O'Flanagan weighs in on the weed versus booze debate and explains why gender reveal parties are pointless.
Comedy Central Stand-Up FeaturingS4 • E3Anna Drezen - Female-Friendly Porn Sucks - Uncensored
Anna Drezen discovers how to make "Hamilton" tickets worth their price and suggests ways to improve porn marketed to women.
Comedy Central Stand-Up FeaturingS4 • E4Ahamed Weinberg - "Yesterday" Is the Worst Movie - Uncensored
Ahamed Weinberg breaks down why "Yesterday" is a terrible movie and explains why his parents’ anniversary is tainted forever.
Comedy Central Stand-Up FeaturingS4 • E5Devon Walker - Watching a White Guy Get Arrested - Uncensored
Devon Walker recalls the first time he saw a white man get arrested and blames Eddie Murphy for white people appropriating black culture.
Comedy Central Stand-Up FeaturingS4 • E6Andy Haynes - What Being Single at 37 Feels Like - Uncensored
Andy Haynes tries to understand why he was turned down by a dog shelter and bemoans being divorced and single when you're pushing 40.
Comedy Central Stand-Up FeaturingS4 • E7Kate Willett - Women Should Be Offering More Dick Criticism - Uncensored
Kate Willett admits that she’d have a terrible vision board and offers a solution for taming sexually overconfident men.
Comedy Central Stand-Up FeaturingS4 • E8Josh Johnson - How to Get Guys to Stop Sending You Dick Pics - Uncensored
Josh Johnson explains why zoo animals aren’t like wild animals and remembers when his phone was flooded with dick pics after someone accidentally gave out his number.
Comedy Central Stand-Up FeaturingS4 • E9Pete Lee - Chugging an Energy Drink in Less Than a Minute
Pete Lee reveals everything you never learn about cocaine and remembers accepting his friend’s dare to quickly chug an energy drink.
Comedy Central Stand-Up FeaturingS4 • E10Zach Noe Towers - Why Improvisers and Stand-Ups Hate Each Other - Uncensored
Zach Noe Towers hates on improv comedy, reads the worst dating profile he’s ever seen and describes hooking up with a pirate.
Comedy Central Stand-Up FeaturingS4 • E11Logan Guntzelman - Who Got Semen on the Roomba? - Uncensored
Logan Guntzelman has a revelation about her day job and recalls listening in on a baffling argument among her boyfriend’s roommates.
Comedy Central Stand-Up FeaturingS4 • E12Chris Fairbanks - Playing Peekaboo with a Stranger's Kid - Uncensored
Chris Fairbanks chats about how much he wants kids and suggests a smart way to handle walking in on someone masturbating.
Comedy Central Stand-Up FeaturingS4 • E13Jenny Zigrino - “Big Dick Energy” Isn’t Real - Uncensored
Jenny Zigrino claims everyone in Hollywood is a monster, warns her audience about so-called girly drinks and details her issue with the “big dick energy” phenomenon.
Comedy Central Stand-Up FeaturingS4 • E14Alex Edelman - Every Documentary Is About a Psychopath - Uncensored
Alex Edelman wonders why there aren’t more documentaries about well-adjusted people and frets about the real estate prospects for young people.
Comedy Central Stand-Up FeaturingS4 • E15Dewayne Perkins - When You're Turned On by "Scared Straight" - Uncensored
Dewayne Perkins admits "Scared Straight" shaped his sexuality, explains what it would take for him to pretend to be straight and realizes that writing for a white woman rubbed off on him.
Comedy Central Stand-Up FeaturingS4 • E16Mohanad Elshieky - What to Say if You're Interrogated by an Extremist Militia - Uncensored
Mohanad Elshieky recalls how he placated a militia that interrogated him in Libya and breaks down a confusing, hateful response he received on Twitter.
Comedy Central Stand-Up FeaturingS4 • E17Asif Ali - “You Know How Hard It Is to Have Sex After Eating Indian Food?” - Uncensored
Asif Ali thinks India’s massive population is a miracle and explains why a certain dating double standard doesn’t apply to him.
Comedy Central Stand-Up FeaturingS4 • E18Amy Silverberg - When Your Student Writes a Story About Having Sex with You - Uncensored
Amy Silverberg remembers when one of her university students crossed the line with his writing assignment and reveals her friend’s embarrassingly personal secret.
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