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Mark Loves Dick

Season 2 E 14 • 04/04/2012

Callie is promptly promoted after turning into a man, causing strife in her relationship with Mark.

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S2 • E4
G. I. Twayne

After being drafted into Satan's dark army, Twayne and Mark must do their patriotic duty and end the world.
07/21/2011
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S2 • E5
The Ring of Powers

Mark accidentally reactivates Leonard's magical arranged marriage.
07/28/2011
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S2 • E6
Attack of Mark's Clone

Callie makes an evil Mark clone to compete in the DOI bowling league tournament.
08/04/2011
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S2 • E7
Wail Street

Randall tries to make a quick buck on the Soul Exchange by selling off Mark's immortal soul.
08/11/2011
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S2 • E8
Little Ship of Horrors

Randall is infected by horrifying plants at sea when Twayne throws a cruise ship party.
08/18/2011
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S2 • E10
Lilly and the Beast

Mark hooks up with an old girlfriend to test his open relationship.
08/25/2011
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S2 • E9
Mummy Dearest

Grimes' judgmental mother rises from the dead, and a neglected Randall reconsiders his living situation.
09/01/2011
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S2 • E11
Journey to the Center of Twayne

A Lilliputian arsonist escapes Mark's custody and finds an unlikely hiding place in Twayne's nose.
03/14/2012
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S2 • E12
Any Given Workday

Randall's new arm lands him on the DOI's intramural football team, and Callie pimps out Leonard.
03/21/2012
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21:16
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S2 • E13
The Roast of Twayne the Boneraper

Twayne quits after getting roasted at his DOI 10-year anniversary party, leaving Mark in charge.
03/28/2012
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S2 • E14
Mark Loves Dick

Callie is promptly promoted after turning into a man, causing strife in her relationship with Mark.
04/04/2012
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S2 • E15
The Stalking Dead

Lady Hoo-Ha, America's most adored pop star, goes zombie, and her many devoted fans follow suit.
04/11/2012
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S2 • E16
The Dork Knight

A rabid Bat Boy takes a bite out of Mark, transforming him into New York City's latest superhero.
04/18/2012
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Ugly Americans
S2 • E17
Fools for Love

Callie's psychotic, prankster ex-boyfriend escapes from an asylum and wreaks havoc on Mark's life.
04/25/2012
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