Upright Citizens Brigade

Eli's Face Therapy

Season 2 E 5 • 07/12/1999

A salon owner keeps rich women beautiful by slapping them across the face, and a man burns calories by pretending to flee armed soldiers.

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S1 • E6
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The Story of the Toad

Carrie tries out a support group for ugly people, and Antoine performs Operation Backrub in a public park.
09/26/1998
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22:01
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S1 • E4
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Power Marketing

Motivational speaker Duke Thompson pitches a new power marketing strategy, and ass pennies are a way to get the upper hand.
09/02/1998
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21:54
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S1 • E5
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Children's Revolution

Two enthusiastic teamsters put on a puppet show for children, and a couple reels from their son's infuriating verbal condition.
09/23/1998
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22:08
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S2 • E1
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Master Dialectician

A newborn baby bolts from his parents as soon as he's out of the womb, and a Grandmaster Dialectician gets an inspiring new student.
06/14/1999
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22:02
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S2 • E5
Upright Citizens Brigade
Eli's Face Therapy

A salon owner keeps rich women beautiful by slapping them across the face, and a man burns calories by pretending to flee armed soldiers.
07/12/1999
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21:59
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S2 • E9
Upright Citizens Brigade
Hurricane

Bong Boy strikes again, and a TV weatherman tries to save Miami from a devastating hurricane.
08/16/1999
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21:59
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S2 • E10
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Supercool

In the UCB's "What Is Supercool" documentary, a veteran describes his service as a war baby and prisoners scare kids straight.
08/23/1999
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21:52
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S3 • E1
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Mafia

A woman takes her scrapbook obsession too far, and the UCB explores the seedy underworld of organized crime.
01/20/2000
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21:50
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S3 • E2
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Costumes

A couple installs Wolfman Jack technology in their home, and the UCB tries on the kinky world of costume erotica.
01/22/2000
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21:59
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S3 • E4
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Band

A band consisting of musicians with limited talents can't decide on a name, and a city slicker from the Big Apple joins in on a Southern cakewalk.
02/12/2000
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21:57
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S3 • E5
Upright Citizens Brigade
Food

A bakery with sizely pastries misleads its customers, and a hungry subway conductor holds a train hostage.
02/26/2000
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