The Colbert Report
Season 2 E 137 • 11/01/2006
John Kerry may have ruined the election for the Democrats.
The Word - Thanks, Gays!The Colbert ReportS2 E136
New Jersey gives committed homosexual couples the same rights as heterosexual married couples.
Costumes for the GirlsThe Colbert ReportS2 E136
Stephen acknowledges how far women have come to get more costume choices.
Welcome to the House of Horrors - Nancy PelosiThe Colbert ReportS2 E136
For Halloween, The Report staff tries their scariest move yet on Stephen.
Freak Show - Log Cabin RepublicanThe Colbert ReportS2 E136
Freak Show's Log Cabin Republican explains the unity of homosexuality and Republicans.
Tim RobbinsThe Colbert ReportS2 E136
Tim Robbins talks about his movie "Catch a Fire," debates Stephen on the issue of torture and gets nailed.
Intro - 11/1/06The Colbert ReportS2 E137
Stephen travels to Hollywood, talks to magician Penn Jillette and officially announces his pregnancy.
Better Know a Challenger - California's 30th - David Nelson JonesThe Colbert ReportS2 E137
Stephen sits down with 25-year-old congressional hopeful David Nelson Jones and mistakes him for an intern.
Penn JilletteThe Colbert ReportS2 E137
Penn Jillette stops by to shatter all that little children believe and get Stephen with a card trick.
Big in '06The Colbert ReportS2 E137
Stephen urges everyone to vote -- for him, that is, in VH1's Big in '06 Awards.
The Word - Rip-OffThe Colbert ReportS2 E137
YouTube was reckless and wild until Google stepped in. Now it's a tremendous money-making machine.
John KerryThe Colbert ReportS2 E137
Senator John Kerry's war wounds were just his way of asking, "Is this how stupid people get shot multiple times?"
P.K. Winsome - Black RepublicanThe Colbert ReportS2 E138
P.K. Winsome stops by to talk about the benefits of being a black Republican and to promote a few of his new business endeavors.
Ron ReaganThe Colbert ReportS2 E138
Ron Reagan stops by to explain why stem cell research is so important and to give Stephen the Full Gipper.
A Historidocufictiomentary of George AllenThe Colbert ReportS2 E138
Stephen presents his new historidocufictiomentary that clears up some misunderstandings about candidate George Allen.
Chad Walldorf: Portrait WinnerThe Colbert ReportS2 E138
Stephen talks to portrait winner Chad Walldorf about his prize, his barbecue restaurant and what kind of ribs President Bush prefers.
Sport Report - The Spirit ShopThe Colbert ReportS2 E138
Stephen promotes junior league hockey team the Saginaw Spirit with some hot merchandise: permanent tattoos, bridal gowns and teething pucks.
Intro - 11/2/06The Colbert ReportS2 E138
Midterm elections, the world of sports and the genetically perfect Ron Reagan on this episode of The Colbert Report.
Ted Haggard's Media Field DayThe Colbert ReportS2 E139
Getting a massage from a guy doesn't make Ted Haggard gay, it makes him an educated consumer -- men know what men like.
The Word - Happy EndingThe Colbert ReportS2 E139
An American-style democracy does exist in Iraq: You agree with President Bush when you're with him, but when you get back home you shake him like a case of crabs.
What to Expect When You're ElectingThe Colbert ReportS2 E139
There are five different types of poll workers: the well meaning, the unemployed, the elderly, the very elderly and the crypt keeper.
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