The Daily Show with Jon Stewart

MC Equals Hot

Season 11 • 06/22/2006

Stephen Hawking likes Chinese women.

More

Watching

00:18

Moment of Zen - Pong
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS11

The video game Pong is played.
06/21/2006
01:46

Intro - Minimum Wage
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS11

The Senate votes themselves a pay raise, but they don't vote to raise the minimum wage.
06/21/2006
07:34

Anderson Cooper
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS11

Jon wants Anderson Cooper to confirm that Angelina Jolie is the Bono of hotness.
06/21/2006
05:27

Headlines - Player Haters
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS11

It's safe to say that a wealthy kid from the suburbs can play Grand Theft Auto without turning to a life of crime, but a poor kid might not be so fortunate.
06/21/2006
02:14

Graphic Violence
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS11

Samantha Bee reports from San Andreas, the town where people feel their way of life is being attacked by the morality people in Washington.
06/21/2006
06:02

World Cup 2006 - Judgment at Nuremberg
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS11

There is no shame in losing to one of Southwest Africa's least malnourished nations.
06/22/2006
00:18

Moment of Zen - Elephants Playing Soccer
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS11

A herd of elephants play soccer in Thailand.
06/22/2006
05:48

Jones - Bad Pit
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS11

The city of Butte, Montana has taken lemons and turned them into something that if you drink could kill you.
06/22/2006
01:12

Daily/Colbert - 6/22/2006
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS11

Stephen Colbert is surprised and excited to catch up with Jon Stewart.
06/22/2006
05:07

Adam Sandler
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS11

Jon loves "Click" because everyone has had the idea when they're high that it would be great if the remote controlled everything.
06/22/2006
01:30

MC Equals Hot
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS11

Stephen Hawking would like to give you a brief history of the contents of his pants.
06/22/2006
00:17

Moment of Zen - What Color Is Fear?
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS11

CNN Security Watch keeps viewers abreast of fear and the terror threat levels.
06/26/2006
04:10

History Lessons
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS11

History is written by the team of hand-picked historians that the winner keeps hidden away in an underground bunker.
06/26/2006
07:34

Lance Armstrong
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS11

There are plenty of people Lance Armstrong would like to punch -- Jon Stewart is not one of those people.
06/26/2006
01:43

Intro - Parade and Basket
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS11

Lance Armstrong's last three Tour de France wins were all done while riding a bicycle with a girlie basket in front.
06/26/2006
01:05

Daily/Colbert - Operation Candle Broadcast
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS11

Jon Stewart ends the show and checks in with Stephen Colbert at The Colbert Report.
06/26/2006
05:17

Headlines - The Apprentices
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS11

If you are going to wage a full ground war against the United States, you will need to field, at least, as many people as a softball team.
06/26/2006
03:04

Headlines - A Times to Kill
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS11

Vice President Dick Cheney finds three things offensive: public disclosure of a legally questionable program, Natural Light beer and Garbage Pail Kids.
06/27/2006
04:00

Box Lunch
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS11

"Pink taco" is slang for awkward silence.
06/27/2006
03:04

Public Displays of Freedom
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS11

America and freedom have been together a long time and should focus on a long distance relationship.
06/27/2006
01:16

Hope and Despair
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS11

It's always great to know that hope and despair are happening at the same time in the Middle East.
06/27/2006
You may also like5 Videos
Trailer
01:49

"South Park: Snow Day!" Trailer
South Park

Join your favorite South Park characters as they fight for neighborhood dominance during a blizzard in "South Park: Snow Day!," available now.
03/26/2024
Trailer
00:28

Make the Most of a Day Off with "South Park: Snow Day!"
South ParkS26

Join Cartman and the neighborhood kids as they battle Stan, who has his own ideas about the rules of their fantasy game, in the "South Park: Snow Day!" video game, now available to preorder.
12/21/2023
Trailer
01:00

"Star Trek: very Short Treks" Has Lightyears of Laughs
Star Trek: very Short TreksS1

Relive the classic vibe of "Star Trek: The Animated Series," and join Riker, Spock and more Starfleet faces on the bite-sized journeys of "Star Trek: very Short Treks," now streaming.
11/22/2023
Trailer
01:00

Fires and Full Moons Breed a New Terror on Wolf Pack

A California wildfire awakens a werewolf, but a group of curious teens -- once bitten -- will not shy away from the threat of decimation on Wolf Pack, streaming January 26 on Paramount+.
10/12/2022
Trailer
01:41

This Game of M.A.S.H. Is a Real Monster in Cursed Friends
Cursed Friends

Four pals must break an evil spell and change their fates when a classic kid's game to predict the future comes back to haunt them in the Comedy Central original movie Cursed Friends.
10/10/2022