The Daily Show with Jon Stewart

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Season 11 • 06/22/2006

Stephen Hawking likes Chinese women.

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Moment of Zen - Pong

The video game Pong is played.
06/21/2006
01:46

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Intro - Minimum Wage

The Senate votes themselves a pay raise, but they don't vote to raise the minimum wage.
06/21/2006
07:34

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Anderson Cooper

Jon wants Anderson Cooper to confirm that Angelina Jolie is the Bono of hotness.
06/21/2006
05:27

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Headlines - Player Haters

It's safe to say that a wealthy kid from the suburbs can play Grand Theft Auto without turning to a life of crime, but a poor kid might not be so fortunate.
06/21/2006
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Graphic Violence

Samantha Bee reports from San Andreas, the town where people feel their way of life is being attacked by the morality people in Washington.
06/21/2006
06:02

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World Cup 2006 - Judgment at Nuremberg

There is no shame in losing to one of Southwest Africa's least malnourished nations.
06/22/2006
00:18

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Moment of Zen - Elephants Playing Soccer

A herd of elephants play soccer in Thailand.
06/22/2006
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Jones - Bad Pit

The city of Butte, Montana has taken lemons and turned them into something that if you drink could kill you.
06/22/2006
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Daily/Colbert - 6/22/2006

Stephen Colbert is surprised and excited to catch up with Jon Stewart.
06/22/2006
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Adam Sandler

Jon loves "Click" because everyone has had the idea when they're high that it would be great if the remote controlled everything.
06/22/2006
01:30

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MC Equals Hot

Stephen Hawking would like to give you a brief history of the contents of his pants.
06/22/2006
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Moment of Zen - What Color Is Fear?

CNN Security Watch keeps viewers abreast of fear and the terror threat levels.
06/26/2006
04:10

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History Lessons

History is written by the team of hand-picked historians that the winner keeps hidden away in an underground bunker.
06/26/2006
07:34

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Lance Armstrong

There are plenty of people Lance Armstrong would like to punch -- Jon Stewart is not one of those people.
06/26/2006
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Intro - Parade and Basket

Lance Armstrong's last three Tour de France wins were all done while riding a bicycle with a girlie basket in front.
06/26/2006
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Daily/Colbert - Operation Candle Broadcast

Jon Stewart ends the show and checks in with Stephen Colbert at The Colbert Report.
06/26/2006
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Headlines - The Apprentices

If you are going to wage a full ground war against the United States, you will need to field, at least, as many people as a softball team.
06/26/2006
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Headlines - A Times to Kill

Vice President Dick Cheney finds three things offensive: public disclosure of a legally questionable program, Natural Light beer and Garbage Pail Kids.
06/27/2006
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Box Lunch

"Pink taco" is slang for awkward silence.
06/27/2006
03:04

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Public Displays of Freedom

America and freedom have been together a long time and should focus on a long distance relationship.
06/27/2006
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Hope and Despair

It's always great to know that hope and despair are happening at the same time in the Middle East.
06/27/2006
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