The Colbert Report

Corp Constituency

Season 7 • 05/11/2011

Stephen can't talk about his Super PAC on the air because of Viacom's stupid lawyers who hate fun.

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00:18

Sign Off - A Rare Correction
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Geoffrey Rush has only won one Academy Award, so he's not that good of an actor.
05/10/2011
07:10

Yahweh or No Way - Thor & Apocalypse Billboard
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"Thor" earns $66 million in its opening weekend, and a Family Radio billboard predicts the end of the world.
05/10/2011
03:10

Newt Gingrich & Donald Trump Announce Future Announcements
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Newt Gingrich finally announces that he will be making an announcement, and Donald Trump decides to run in his mind.
05/10/2011
04:54

Geoffrey Rush
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Geoffrey Rush talks about method acting, mentoring Ryan Reynolds but playing a feral eight-year-old.
05/10/2011
02:03

Herman Cain Claims the Colbert Bump
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Stephen mentioned Herman Cain, but he also talked about Hitler, Lindsay Lohan and Chlamydia.
05/11/2011
05:43

Eric Greitens
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Eric Greitens recalls his difficult Navy SEAL training and refuses to trash-talk the other services.
05/11/2011
02:55

Award to the Wise
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Stephen competes with the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade and 'Equitrekking' for a Daytime Emmy.
05/11/2011
00:08

Sign Off - Press Hat
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Stephen reports with his press hat and camera.
05/11/2011
04:40

Corp Constituency - Trevor Potter
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Trevor Potter drafts a letter for a media exemption so Stephen can talk about his super PAC.
05/11/2011
00:34

Intro - 5/11/11
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Stephen reports on political contributions from the Old Spice Campaign Integrity Zone, and Eric Greitens talks about being a Navy SEAL.
05/11/2011
04:19

Corp Constituency
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Stephen wants to know why Viacom won't let him talk about his Super PAC when Karl Rove and Dick Morris can do it on Fox News.
05/11/2011
03:03

Obama's Latino Panderfest
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President Obama's idea to secure the border with an alligator-filled moat sounds familiar and brilliant to Stephen.
05/12/2011
05:24

John Bradshaw
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John Bradshaw discusses the new science of understanding that dogs really want to be with people.
05/12/2011
02:50

Terror, a New One
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Al Qaeda should replace Osama bin Laden with hot new Internet sensation, Anwar al-Awlaki.
05/12/2011
00:46

Sign Off - Stephen's Super PAC Needs Support
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Stephen will be at the Federal Election Commission offices filing for an advisory opinion on his super PAC.
05/12/2011
00:33

Intro - 5/12/11
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Stephen looks at what's next for Al Qaeda, warns of a new government intrusion and talks to John Bradshaw about dog behavior.
05/12/2011
03:09

If at First You Don't Secede
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Should any incandescent bulbs escape South Carolina into neighboring states, they must be returned immediately, as specified in the Fugitive Bulb Act.
05/12/2011
04:06

Terror, a New One - Lawrence Wright
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Lawrence Wright explains what it takes to be the leader of Al Qaeda and thinks there's no benefit to showing the Bin Laden photos.
05/12/2011
05:08

Alison Klayman
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Alison Klayman explains the Chinese government's possible reasons for beating and imprisoning artist Ai Weiwei.
05/16/2011
07:24

Stephen Files Super PAC Request
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Stephen addresses 500 white people on the steps of the FEC after dropping off his legal request to form a super PAC.
05/16/2011
01:54

Fig Newton Gingrich 2012
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Newt Gingrich knows how to court corporate donors with his subtle fundraising technique.
05/16/2011
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