The Colbert Report

Corp Constituency

Season 7 • 05/11/2011

Stephen can't talk about his Super PAC on the air because of Viacom's stupid lawyers who hate fun.

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00:18

The Colbert ReportS7
Sign Off - A Rare Correction

Geoffrey Rush has only won one Academy Award, so he's not that good of an actor.
05/10/2011
07:10

The Colbert ReportS7
Yahweh or No Way - Thor & Apocalypse Billboard

"Thor" earns $66 million in its opening weekend, and a Family Radio billboard predicts the end of the world.
05/10/2011
03:10

The Colbert ReportS7
Newt Gingrich & Donald Trump Announce Future Announcements

Newt Gingrich finally announces that he will be making an announcement, and Donald Trump decides to run in his mind.
05/10/2011
04:54

The Colbert ReportS7
Geoffrey Rush

Geoffrey Rush talks about method acting, mentoring Ryan Reynolds but playing a feral eight-year-old.
05/10/2011
02:03

The Colbert ReportS7
Herman Cain Claims the Colbert Bump

Stephen mentioned Herman Cain, but he also talked about Hitler, Lindsay Lohan and Chlamydia.
05/11/2011
05:43

The Colbert ReportS7
Eric Greitens

Eric Greitens recalls his difficult Navy SEAL training and refuses to trash-talk the other services.
05/11/2011
02:55

The Colbert ReportS7
Award to the Wise

Stephen competes with the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade and 'Equitrekking' for a Daytime Emmy.
05/11/2011
00:08

The Colbert ReportS7
Sign Off - Press Hat

Stephen reports with his press hat and camera.
05/11/2011
04:40

The Colbert ReportS7
Corp Constituency - Trevor Potter

Trevor Potter drafts a letter for a media exemption so Stephen can talk about his super PAC.
05/11/2011
00:34

The Colbert ReportS7
Intro - 5/11/11

Stephen reports on political contributions from the Old Spice Campaign Integrity Zone, and Eric Greitens talks about being a Navy SEAL.
05/11/2011
04:19

The Colbert ReportS7
Corp Constituency

Stephen wants to know why Viacom won't let him talk about his Super PAC when Karl Rove and Dick Morris can do it on Fox News.
05/11/2011
03:03

The Colbert ReportS7
Obama's Latino Panderfest

President Obama's idea to secure the border with an alligator-filled moat sounds familiar and brilliant to Stephen.
05/12/2011
05:24

The Colbert ReportS7
John Bradshaw

John Bradshaw discusses the new science of understanding that dogs really want to be with people.
05/12/2011
02:50

The Colbert ReportS7
Terror, a New One

Al Qaeda should replace Osama bin Laden with hot new Internet sensation, Anwar al-Awlaki.
05/12/2011
00:46

The Colbert ReportS7
Sign Off - Stephen's Super PAC Needs Support

Stephen will be at the Federal Election Commission offices filing for an advisory opinion on his super PAC.
05/12/2011
00:33

The Colbert ReportS7
Intro - 5/12/11

Stephen looks at what's next for Al Qaeda, warns of a new government intrusion and talks to John Bradshaw about dog behavior.
05/12/2011
03:09

The Colbert ReportS7
If at First You Don't Secede

Should any incandescent bulbs escape South Carolina into neighboring states, they must be returned immediately, as specified in the Fugitive Bulb Act.
05/12/2011
04:06

The Colbert ReportS7
Terror, a New One - Lawrence Wright

Lawrence Wright explains what it takes to be the leader of Al Qaeda and thinks there's no benefit to showing the Bin Laden photos.
05/12/2011
05:08

The Colbert ReportS7
Alison Klayman

Alison Klayman explains the Chinese government's possible reasons for beating and imprisoning artist Ai Weiwei.
05/16/2011
07:24

The Colbert ReportS7
Stephen Files Super PAC Request

Stephen addresses 500 white people on the steps of the FEC after dropping off his legal request to form a super PAC.
05/16/2011
01:54

The Colbert ReportS7
Fig Newton Gingrich 2012

Newt Gingrich knows how to court corporate donors with his subtle fundraising technique.
05/16/2011
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