The Colbert Report
If at First You Don't Secede
Season 7 • 05/12/2011
Incandescent bulbs will be clearly branded and must stay in South Carolina.
The Colbert ReportS7 Sign Off - Press Hat
Stephen reports with his press hat and camera.
The Colbert ReportS7 Corp Constituency - Trevor Potter
Trevor Potter drafts a letter for a media exemption so Stephen can talk about his super PAC.
The Colbert ReportS7 Intro - 5/11/11
Stephen reports on political contributions from the Old Spice Campaign Integrity Zone, and Eric Greitens talks about being a Navy SEAL.
The Colbert ReportS7 Corp Constituency
Stephen wants to know why Viacom won't let him talk about his Super PAC when Karl Rove and Dick Morris can do it on Fox News.
The Colbert ReportS7 Obama's Latino Panderfest
President Obama's idea to secure the border with an alligator-filled moat sounds familiar and brilliant to Stephen.
The Colbert ReportS7 John Bradshaw
John Bradshaw discusses the new science of understanding that dogs really want to be with people.
The Colbert ReportS7 Terror, a New One
Al Qaeda should replace Osama bin Laden with hot new Internet sensation, Anwar al-Awlaki.
The Colbert ReportS7 Sign Off - Stephen's Super PAC Needs Support
Stephen will be at the Federal Election Commission offices filing for an advisory opinion on his super PAC.
The Colbert ReportS7 Intro - 5/12/11
Stephen looks at what's next for Al Qaeda, warns of a new government intrusion and talks to John Bradshaw about dog behavior.
The Colbert ReportS7 Terror, a New One - Lawrence Wright
Lawrence Wright explains what it takes to be the leader of Al Qaeda and thinks there's no benefit to showing the Bin Laden photos.
The Colbert ReportS7 If at First You Don't Secede
Should any incandescent bulbs escape South Carolina into neighboring states, they must be returned immediately, as specified in the Fugitive Bulb Act.
The Colbert ReportS7 Alison Klayman
Alison Klayman explains the Chinese government's possible reasons for beating and imprisoning artist Ai Weiwei.
The Colbert ReportS7 Stephen Files Super PAC Request
Stephen addresses 500 white people on the steps of the FEC after dropping off his legal request to form a super PAC.
The Colbert ReportS7 Fig Newton Gingrich 2012
Newt Gingrich knows how to court corporate donors with his subtle fundraising technique.
The Colbert ReportS7 Mike Huckabee & Donald Trump Drop Out
Mike Huckabee jams on "Cat Scratch Fever" with Ted Nugent before announcing that he will not seek the Republican nomination.
The Colbert ReportS7 Arnold Schwarzenegger's Sex Scandal
Stephen has more important things to talk about than Arnold Schwarzenegger's illegitimate child, like oil subsidies.
The Colbert ReportS7 The Word - Enhanced Rejustification
The "I want to be able to look my children in the eye" crowd refuses to admit that torture is the real hero behind Bin Laden's death.
The Colbert ReportS7 Intro - 5/17/11
Stephen looks at tax breaks for oil companies and talks to Amy Kremer, dressed as a great American patriot.
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