The Colbert Report

Intro - 5/12/11

Season 7 • 05/12/2011

Stephen looks at what's next for Al Qaeda, besides freaking out every time they hear a helicopter.

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00:08

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Sign Off - Press Hat

Stephen reports with his press hat and camera.
05/11/2011
04:40

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Corp Constituency - Trevor Potter

Trevor Potter drafts a letter for a media exemption so Stephen can talk about his super PAC.
05/11/2011
00:34

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Intro - 5/11/11

Stephen reports on political contributions from the Old Spice Campaign Integrity Zone, and Eric Greitens talks about being a Navy SEAL.
05/11/2011
04:19

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Corp Constituency

Stephen wants to know why Viacom won't let him talk about his Super PAC when Karl Rove and Dick Morris can do it on Fox News.
05/11/2011
03:03

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Obama's Latino Panderfest

President Obama's idea to secure the border with an alligator-filled moat sounds familiar and brilliant to Stephen.
05/12/2011
05:24

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John Bradshaw

John Bradshaw discusses the new science of understanding that dogs really want to be with people.
05/12/2011
02:50

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Terror, a New One

Al Qaeda should replace Osama bin Laden with hot new Internet sensation, Anwar al-Awlaki.
05/12/2011
00:46

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Sign Off - Stephen's Super PAC Needs Support

Stephen will be at the Federal Election Commission offices filing for an advisory opinion on his super PAC.
05/12/2011
03:09

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If at First You Don't Secede

Should any incandescent bulbs escape South Carolina into neighboring states, they must be returned immediately, as specified in the Fugitive Bulb Act.
05/12/2011
04:06

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Terror, a New One - Lawrence Wright

Lawrence Wright explains what it takes to be the leader of Al Qaeda and thinks there's no benefit to showing the Bin Laden photos.
05/12/2011
00:33

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Intro - 5/12/11

Stephen looks at what's next for Al Qaeda, warns of a new government intrusion and talks to John Bradshaw about dog behavior.
05/12/2011
05:08

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Alison Klayman

Alison Klayman explains the Chinese government's possible reasons for beating and imprisoning artist Ai Weiwei.
05/16/2011
07:24

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Stephen Files Super PAC Request

Stephen addresses 500 white people on the steps of the FEC after dropping off his legal request to form a super PAC.
05/16/2011
01:54

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Fig Newton Gingrich 2012

Newt Gingrich knows how to court corporate donors with his subtle fundraising technique.
05/16/2011
06:21

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Mike Huckabee & Donald Trump Drop Out

Mike Huckabee jams on "Cat Scratch Fever" with Ted Nugent before announcing that he will not seek the Republican nomination.
05/16/2011
00:06

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Sign Off - Goodnight

Stephen says goodnight.
05/16/2011
05:05

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Arnold Schwarzenegger's Sex Scandal

Stephen has more important things to talk about than Arnold Schwarzenegger's illegitimate child, like oil subsidies.
05/17/2011
00:06

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Sign Off - Goodnight

That's it for The Report.
05/17/2011
06:55

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The Word - Enhanced Rejustification

The "I want to be able to look my children in the eye" crowd refuses to admit that torture is the real hero behind Bin Laden's death.
05/17/2011
00:36

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Intro - 5/17/11

Stephen looks at tax breaks for oil companies and talks to Amy Kremer, dressed as a great American patriot.
05/17/2011
06:43

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Amy Kremer

Stephen asks Amy Kremer if she'd raise taxes to save 8 million lives from a ticking nuclear bomb.
05/17/2011
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