The Daily Show with Jon Stewart

Intro - Billions Served at McDonald's

Season 14 • 08/05/2009

Out of the billions served at McDonald's, Jon is remembered.

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02:09

President Obama's Birthday Scam
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The story of President Obama bowling on his birthday is full of more holes than a $30 hooker with a piercing fetish and a heroin habit.
08/04/2009
03:29

Keep It Stupid, Simple
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Chuck Grassley muddles the King Arthur legend to prove his point on expensive health care reform.
08/04/2009
09:14

Henry Waxman
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Henry Waxman's goal of health care reform is simple, but the solutions turn it into a morbidly obese bill.
08/04/2009
03:39

Interim Presidents
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John Oliver proposes a series of famous interim presidents who will maintain intense popularity over a brief period of time.
08/04/2009
00:11

Moment of Zen - Happy Birthday, Mr. President
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The hosts of "Morning Joe" sing "Happy Birthday" to President Obama.
08/04/2009
07:00

William Jefferson Airplane
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Bill Clinton frees two journalists from North Korea, but Fox News is convinced there's a cloud attached to the silver lining.
08/05/2009
00:10

Moment of Zen - Ridiculous North Korea Trip
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Dick Morris believes American journalists Laura Ling and Euna Lee should have lived with the consequences of their decision to go to North Korea.
08/05/2009
05:56

Paul Giamatti
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Paul Giamatti has a soul the size of a garbanzo bean in his latest movie, "Cold Souls."
08/05/2009
01:12

Daily/Colbert - Stephen Defends South Carolina
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After watching Jon's South Carolina expose, Stephen has something to say on behalf of his home state.
08/05/2009
05:14

Human's Closest Relative
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John Oliver meets two professors arguing over which monkey is man's closest relative.
08/05/2009
00:50

Intro - Billions Served at McDonald's
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An audience member remembers meeting Jon at a McDonald's in Williamsburg, VA.
08/05/2009
07:02

Dara Torres
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Jon lets his stomach out once he learns that Olympic swimmer Dara Torres likes normal guys with one-packs.
08/06/2009
06:14

White Men Can't Judge - Sotomayor Confirmation
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Sonia Sotomayor is confirmed as America's newest Supreme Court justice, but John McCain doesn't think her excellent resume and inspiring life story qualifies her.
08/06/2009
00:51

Intro - Seven-Pack
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If you combine Olympic medalist Dara Torres and Jon, they have a seven-pack between them.
08/06/2009
03:17

Ahmadidn't Win
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Ayatollah Khomeini allows Mahmoud Ahmadinejad to be president, but no more with the kissing.
08/06/2009
02:26

Carpy Die-um
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Anglers mourn the loss of Benson, a 64-pound carp that was the centerpiece of a Great Britain tradition.
08/06/2009
00:16

Moment of Zen - Meghan McCain at Sturgis Motorcycle Rally
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Meghan McCain shocks Gretchen Carlson from the Sturgis Motorcycle Rally.
08/06/2009
00:16

Moment of Zen - George W. Bush Town Hall Meeting
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Conservative Americans praise George W. Bush at town hall meetings in 2005.
08/10/2009
07:15

Healther Skelter
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Enraged Americans use town hall meetings to voice their anger over the health care process, and Sarah Palin speaks out against Obama's plan to kill her baby.
08/10/2009
00:45

Intro - Douglas Brinkley's New Book
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They only made one copy of Douglas Brinkley's new book about Teddy Roosevelt.
08/10/2009
06:46

Douglas Brinkley
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Douglas Brinkley recounts Theodore Roosevelt's strenuous life and his huge impact on America's natural landscape.
08/10/2009
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