The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
Moment of Zen - Terminator Machine
Season 8 • 09/17/2003
Arnold Schwarzenegger talks about his incredible fight scene with the female Terminator on CNN.
Recall RecalledThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS8
Stephen Colbert explains how the 9th Circuit Court of Appeals threatens to turn the 2003 California recall election into a circus.
Re-Decision 2003 - Recall DelayThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS8
The Court of Appeals attempts a judicial hijacking of the electoral process by postponing California's recall election.
Moment of Zen - Yasser BabyThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS8
Yasser Arafat waves a peace sign and holds up a baby to an excited crowd.
Madeleine Albright Pt. 1The Daily Show with Jon StewartS8
Madeleine Albright figures out the way to entertain Yasser Arafat is to show him "Tom and Jerry" cartoons.
If These Shoes Could TalkThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS8
Samantha Bee finds out that the mayor has more important duties than listening to neighbors complain about the water sewage backup -- like seeing Cher.
Intro - Hurricane IsabelThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS8
Jon wants people to put themselves in harm's way, because these extreme weather shows don't tape themselves.
Preview - 9/18/03The Daily Show with Jon StewartS8
Jon gives a preview of tomorrow's show, including a clip of Ed Helms's report from Alabama.
Back In Black - Bad PeopleThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS8
Lewis Black is mad that God lets good things happen to bad people, like letting them live.
Democrats 2004: Race from the White House - Wesley ClarkThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS8
Wesley Clark's announcement brings to 10 the number of Democrats running for president that most Americans can't name.
Charlie SheenThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS8
Charlie Sheen wants to know the sex of the baby so he can tell the muralist what to paint in the nursery.
Moment of Zen - Terminator MachineThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS8
Arnold Schwarzenegger explains how great the fights were between him and the female Terminator because they could do things -- because they were machines.
Christina RicciThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS8
Christina Ricci didn't have a childhood.
Moment of Zen - Arnold SchwarzeneggerThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS8
When Arnold Schwarzenegger is through being governor of California he will be known as the Collectinator.
World Nukes TonightThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS8
Do you think terrorists are going to fill out a form saying they're shipping uranium?
Hurricane IsabelThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS8
Jon Stewart hopes that Hurricane Isabel hits and washes all the anthrax away.
A Ploy Named SueThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS8
If there's one thing record companies cannot stand, it's seeing artists get screwed.
AlablamaThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS8
The government is incinerating chemical weapons in a populated community and for some reason, the locals are upset.
Michael CaineThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS8
Michael Caine discusses "Secondhand Lions" and how it feels to lose an Oscar four times.
Moment of Zen - Sex TourismThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS8
President Bush condemns sex tourism in front of the U.N. General Assembly.
Emmy CelebrationThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS8
Stephen Colbert recounts a magical post-Emmys night and tells Jon he's not leaving LA anytime soon.
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