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Aptitude Adjustment

Season 10 E 34 • 03/10/2005

New SAT preparation CDs are perfect for students who want to major in "pussification."

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00:24

Moment of Zen - Dan Rather
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A montage of famous Dan Rather clips, commemorating the anchor's final broadcast on CBS News.
03/09/2005
05:52

This Week in God - Deity Contraption
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Stephen Colbert reviews this week's God news, including an anti-Supreme Court prayer offensive, Natalie Portman and an Anglican schism.
03/09/2005
02:52

Headlines - Yahoo Syria
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President Bush demands that Syria withdraw its troops from Lebanon before elections there.
03/09/2005
06:04

Bruce Willis
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Bruce Willis discusses his new movie, "Hostage," and acting alongside his daughter.
03/09/2005
01:22

Great Moments in Punditry - The O'Reilly Factor
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Richard Holbrooke loves being on "The O'Reilly Factor" because he doesn't have to do any work -- Bill O'Reilly asks and answers all the questions.
03/10/2005
00:14

Moment of Zen - Enigmatic Haze
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Two girls study for their SATs by listening to a vocabulary preparation CD.
03/10/2005
02:15

International Male
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In 1994, United Nations Ambassador nominee John Bolton diplomatically remarked that it would be "a mistake to count on the U.N."
03/10/2005
02:12

Bad Back
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Jon Stewart likes to feast on the entrails of human misery, so he watched the Michael Jackson trial on television.
03/10/2005
02:45

A Dan For All Seasons
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Dan Rather's distinguished 40 year career was obliterated by the swarming minions of the very media machine he was a part of.
03/10/2005
07:18

Paul Krugman
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Paul Krugman explains that privatizing to President George W. Bush is equivalent to making bad business decisions, then having your daddy's friends bail you out.
03/10/2005
02:47

Aptitude Adjustment
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The new SAT exam features new math, more reading and an essay on a given topic, which many teens are hoping will be "ride pimping."
03/10/2005
05:38

Harry G. Frankfurt
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When Professor Frankfurt refers to a general 'bullsh*tter' he is looking directly at Jon.
03/14/2005
00:13

Moment of Zen - Take Me Out to the Ball Game
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The Daily Show dedicates a moment to our national pastime and steroid use.
03/14/2005
04:45

Million Dollar Crybabies
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After "Erin Brockovich" Samantha Bee and her girlfriends started dressing like whores and going after major corporations.
03/14/2005
04:28

Headlines - The Unnatural
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Taking steroids fifteen years ago was just like drinking a cup of coffee out of a syringe implanted in Mark McGwire's ass meat.
03/14/2005
02:49

The Mummy Returns
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No blaus, no foul play... Jon was hoping it was something along the lines of... murder!
03/14/2005
01:13

Intro - Bullsh*t
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Jon Stewart talks about the way his show is censored for different time slots.
03/14/2005
03:12

Tom Fenton Pt. 2
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Tom Fenton wants to let the public know they're being cheated by the media.
03/15/2005
02:30

Intro - The H'caust
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The H'caust -- cuz all them J's died at A'witz in a massive g'side.
03/15/2005
00:13

Moment of Zen - Condoleezza Song
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A new website urges Condoleezza Rice to run for president by writing a song about it.
03/15/2005
04:38

Tom Fenton Pt. 1
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Tom Fenton explains how the news business has reached an all time low.
03/15/2005
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