The Colbert Report
Tip/Wag - Gun Freedom & Healthcare Bartering
Season 8 • 10/31/2011
Wisconsin allows weapons in its capitol, and True North lets patients barter for medical care.
Sign Off - Don't Buy These BooksThe Colbert ReportS8
Stephen calls on Colbert Nation not to buy The Report's writing staff's books "Sad Monsters" and "Bad for the Jews."
Sport Report - NFL Fines & Colbert Super PAC's Second NBA Lockout AdThe Colbert ReportS8
The NFL fines Troy Polamalu for concussion-dialing his wife on the sideline, and Stephen debuts the second pro-NBA-owner Colbert Super PAC ad.
Toby KeithThe Colbert ReportS8
Country music star Toby Keith takes on globalization and helps Stephen get the "ho"s out of America.
Intro - 10/27/11The Colbert ReportS8
Police crack down on Occupy Wall Street protesters, new developments emerge from the NBA lockout, and country musician Toby Keith discusses his USO shows.
Shockupy Wall Street FadThe Colbert ReportS8
Occupy Wall Street protesters have a right to peacefully assemble, and the police have a right to disassemble them into pieces.
Neil MacGregorThe Colbert ReportS8
Director of the British Museum Neil MacGregor explores the significance of historical objects.
Sexy Costume DiscriminationThe Colbert ReportS8
How dare costume-makers single out women for debasing when guys would love to get slutty, too.
Colbert Super PAC - Stephen Colbert Occupies Occupy Wall Street Pt. 1The Colbert ReportS8
Stephen heads to Wall Street to gain the trust of Occupy Wall Street protesters and take over the movement.
Colbert Super PAC - Occupy Wall Street Co-OptportunityThe Colbert ReportS8
If Dick Armey's FreedomWorks can co-opt the Tea Party, then the Colbert Super PAC can co-opt Occupy Wall Street.
Tip/Wag - Gun Freedom & Healthcare BarteringThe Colbert ReportS8
Wisconsin Governor Scott Walker allows concealed weapons in the state capitol building, and True North lets low-income patients trade services for healthcare.
Herman Cain Under AttackThe Colbert ReportS8
Herman Cain's sexual harassment controversy is a classic case of "he said/she's legally prohibited from saying."
Yo-Yo Ma, Stuart Duncan, Edgar Meyer & Chris ThileThe Colbert ReportS8
Yo-Yo Ma, Stuart Duncan, Edgar Meyer and Chris Thile explain goat rodeos and discuss their totally American, genre-proof music.
Colbert Super PAC - Stephen Colbert Occupies Occupy Wall Street Pt. 2The Colbert ReportS8
Stephen presents the dramatic conclusion of his Occupy Wall Street co-occupation.
Intro - 11/1/11The Colbert ReportS8
Herman Cain faces more controversy, Stephen resumes his infiltration of Occupy Wall Street, and Yo-Yo Ma's all-star musical group performs.
Herman Cain's International AffairsThe Colbert ReportS8
Herman Cain understands domestic issues because he has experience selling pizza, and he understands international issues because pizza is Italian.
The Word - Bite the Hand That Feeds YouThe Colbert ReportS8
The pets of wealthy Americans have more disposable income than most poor people, suggesting a simple answer for closing the income gap.
Sign Off - White Castle & BeerThe Colbert ReportS8
Stephen says goodnight with a pint of Michael Pollan's home-brewed beer and a White Castle Crave Crate.
Michael PollanThe Colbert ReportS8
Author Michael Pollan tries to cut through the confusion of food advertising claims with commonsense guidelines in his book "Food Rules."
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