The Daily Show with Jon StewartS5 E158We Love Showbiz - Stone's Dragon
The New York Post breaks how Julia Roberts breaks up with her husband, and Steve and Nancy love Angelina Jolie's and Sharon Stone's vagina.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS5 E158Moment of Zen - Angelina Lips
Nancy Walls fake interviews Angelina Jolie on her new movie Tomb Raider, and tries to emulate those famous lips.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS5 E158Were You Aware? - John Rocker
Corks are popping in Georgia as ace relief pitcher John Rocker is traded to the Cleveland Indians one year after denigrating immigrants and homosexuals.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS5 E158Recap - Wizards
Washington Wizards #1 draft pick Kwame Brown reminds Jon of his own experiences in high school.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS5 E158Headlines - Kid 'N' Play
Giant teenagers dominate the NBA Draft, where tiny Jewish NBA commissioner David Stern welcomes Kwame Brown, and Jon is disappointed with his position.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS6 E1Condit Err
Sadly, the full extent of Congressman Gary Condit and the missing Chandra Levy's sexual affair is unknown.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS6 E1Headlines - National Lampoon's Vacation
President George W. Bush goes golfing on vacation, and Congressman Gary Condit confesses to a relationship with a missing Washington, D.C. intern.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS6 E1Sean Hayes
Sean Hayes examines Jon Stewart's index cards for the interview and it says: "Jack is really gay."
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS6 E1Intro - Battlefield Worst
Jon Stewart's latest vacation was not scheduled, he was just saddened after watching the movie, "Battlefield Earth."
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS6 E1Moment of Zen - Concern
President George W. Bush picks at his shoes and expresses concern about extremism.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS6 E1Ad Nauseam - Sex Sells
Before seeing a new PETA ad, Steve Carell used to have to go to Germany to see hardcore cats.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS6 E2Other News - See B.S.
There's nudity on the "Tiffany Network" when housemates lick whipped cream off each other in a hot tub.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS6 E2Spice Girls
Victoria Beckham wonders why the audience laughs at Jon; she doesn't think he's that funny.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS6 E2Lord Viper Scorpion
With their new nudity content on the "Big Brother 2" website, CBS is out of their realm of expertise.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS6 E2Headlines - Ding Dong
President Bush raises a hand for allegiance, and tragically what started out as a chance for naive tourists to be chased by angry bulls with sharp horns gets bloody.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS6 E2Stealing Booty
A smart looter would target a much more vulnerable district in New York during a blackout.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS6 E2Moment of Zen - Right Hand Up Please
President Bush errs in instructing new citizens on how to recite the Pledge of Allegiance.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS6 E3Intro - Battlefield Earth
Jon believes his cable company is trying to punish him.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS6 E3James Woods
James Woods shows up for four days, does voice-over and spends the rest of his time in a hot tub.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS6 E3Headlines - Chinese Fire Drill
The proposed bid for China to host the 2008 Summer Olympics infuriates more people than there are on earth.