The Daily Show with Jon Stewart

Recap - Wizards

Season 5 • 06/28/2001

Jon inadvertently curses the Washington Wizards.

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00:17

Moment of Zen - Hollarin'
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A woman contestant at a South Carolina hollarin' contest.
06/27/2001
01:37

Jet Li Flinch
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Meeting Jet Li backstage makes Jon very nervous.
06/27/2001
04:05

Horse Case Scenario
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A horse gives birth to a freak of nature and South Dakota is with '"stupid."
06/27/2001
02:06

NBA Draft
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Stephen Colbert insists that the NBA minimum age requirement should be no higher than 18 or 13, because kids at that age are going to need the cash.
06/28/2001
03:22

Headlines - Secret Papers or Plastic?
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Ex-army colonel and grocery store clerk George Trofimoff is bagged for selling secrets to the Soviet Union during the Cold War and is jailed 33 years later.
06/28/2001
06:02

Bridget Fonda
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A tired Bridget Fonda visits a tired Jon to discuss impish co-star Jet Li and how she sees her words mistranslated in the French city of Montreal.
06/28/2001
03:59

We Love Showbiz - Stone's Dragon
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The New York Post breaks how Julia Roberts breaks up with her husband, and Steve and Nancy love Angelina Jolie's and Sharon Stone's vagina.
06/28/2001
00:15

Moment of Zen - Angelina Lips
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Nancy Walls fake interviews Angelina Jolie on her new movie Tomb Raider, and tries to emulate those famous lips.
06/28/2001
00:41

Were You Aware? - John Rocker
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Corks are popping in Georgia as ace relief pitcher John Rocker is traded to the Cleveland Indians one year after denigrating immigrants and homosexuals.
06/28/2001
01:57

Headlines - Kid 'N' Play
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Giant teenagers dominate the NBA Draft, where tiny Jewish NBA commissioner David Stern welcomes Kwame Brown, and Jon is disappointed with his position.
06/28/2001
00:30

Recap - Wizards
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Washington Wizards #1 draft pick Kwame Brown reminds Jon of his own experiences in high school.
06/28/2001
03:10

Condit Err
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Sadly, the full extent of Congressman Gary Condit and the missing Chandra Levy's sexual affair is unknown.
07/09/2001
04:31

Headlines - National Lampoon's Vacation
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President George W. Bush goes golfing on vacation, and Congressman Gary Condit confesses to a relationship with a missing Washington, D.C. intern.
07/09/2001
06:11

Sean Hayes
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Sean Hayes examines Jon Stewart's index cards for the interview and it says: "Jack is really gay."
07/09/2001
01:02

Intro - Battlefield Worst
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Jon Stewart's latest vacation was not scheduled, he was just saddened after watching the movie, "Battlefield Earth."
07/09/2001
00:12

Moment of Zen - Concern
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President George W. Bush picks at his shoes and expresses concern about extremism.
07/09/2001
03:05

Ad Nauseam - Sex Sells
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Before seeing a new PETA ad, Steve Carell used to have to go to Germany to see hardcore cats.
07/09/2001
01:53

Other News - See B.S.
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There's nudity on the "Tiffany Network" when housemates lick whipped cream off each other in a hot tub.
07/10/2001
05:51

Spice Girls
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Victoria Beckham wonders why the audience laughs at Jon; she doesn't think he's that funny.
07/10/2001
03:10

Lord Viper Scorpion
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With their new nudity content on the "Big Brother 2" website, CBS is out of their realm of expertise.
07/10/2001
04:06

Headlines - Ding Dong
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President Bush raises a hand for allegiance, and tragically what started out as a chance for naive tourists to be chased by angry bulls with sharp horns gets bloody.
07/10/2001
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