The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
Recap - Wizards
Season 5 • 06/28/2001
Jon inadvertently curses the Washington Wizards.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS5 Moment of Zen - Hollarin'
A woman contestant at a South Carolina hollarin' contest.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS5 Jet Li Flinch
Meeting Jet Li backstage makes Jon very nervous.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS5 Horse Case Scenario
A horse gives birth to a freak of nature and South Dakota is with '"stupid."
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS5 NBA Draft
Stephen Colbert insists that the NBA minimum age requirement should be no higher than 18 or 13, because kids at that age are going to need the cash.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS5 Headlines - Secret Papers or Plastic?
Ex-army colonel and grocery store clerk George Trofimoff is bagged for selling secrets to the Soviet Union during the Cold War and is jailed 33 years later.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS5 Bridget Fonda
A tired Bridget Fonda visits a tired Jon to discuss impish co-star Jet Li and how she sees her words mistranslated in the French city of Montreal.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS5 We Love Showbiz - Stone's Dragon
The New York Post breaks how Julia Roberts breaks up with her husband, and Steve and Nancy love Angelina Jolie's and Sharon Stone's vagina.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS5 Moment of Zen - Angelina Lips
Nancy Walls fake interviews Angelina Jolie on her new movie Tomb Raider, and tries to emulate those famous lips.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS5 Were You Aware? - John Rocker
Corks are popping in Georgia as ace relief pitcher John Rocker is traded to the Cleveland Indians one year after denigrating immigrants and homosexuals.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS5 Headlines - Kid 'N' Play
Giant teenagers dominate the NBA Draft, where tiny Jewish NBA commissioner David Stern welcomes Kwame Brown, and Jon is disappointed with his position.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS5 Recap - Wizards
Washington Wizards #1 draft pick Kwame Brown reminds Jon of his own experiences in high school.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS6 Condit Err
Sadly, the full extent of Congressman Gary Condit and the missing Chandra Levy's sexual affair is unknown.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS6 Headlines - National Lampoon's Vacation
President George W. Bush goes golfing on vacation, and Congressman Gary Condit confesses to a relationship with a missing Washington, D.C. intern.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS6 Sean Hayes
Sean Hayes examines Jon Stewart's index cards for the interview and it says: "Jack is really gay."
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS6 Intro - Battlefield Worst
Jon Stewart's latest vacation was not scheduled, he was just saddened after watching the movie, "Battlefield Earth."
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS6 Moment of Zen - Concern
President George W. Bush picks at his shoes and expresses concern about extremism.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS6 Ad Nauseam - Sex Sells
Before seeing a new PETA ad, Steve Carell used to have to go to Germany to see hardcore cats.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS6 Other News - See B.S.
There's nudity on the "Tiffany Network" when housemates lick whipped cream off each other in a hot tub.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS6 Spice Girls
Victoria Beckham wonders why the audience laughs at Jon; she doesn't think he's that funny.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS6 Lord Viper Scorpion
With their new nudity content on the "Big Brother 2" website, CBS is out of their realm of expertise.