The Colbert Report
Election Eve Prayer
Season 4 • 11/03/2008
Dear Lord, please make people choose the candidate Stephen wants.
The Colbert ReportS4 Wilco Interview
Stephen's heart stops when he tries to match Jeff Tweedy's low-key energy.
The Colbert ReportS4 The DaColbert Code - The Election
Stephen doesn't believe in polls, so he predicts the election using The DaColbert Code.
The Colbert ReportS4 Obama Infomercial
It's the premiere of a wonderful new series starring Barack Obama and a cast of plucky unknowns.
The Colbert ReportS4 Intro - 10/30/08
Barack Obama gets a half hour on TV. Big deal, Stephen's done 470 of these things. Where's his presidency?
The Colbert ReportS4 Tip/Wag - Apple Computers
The last thing Stephen needs on his iPhone is an application called iGay.
The Colbert ReportS4 How to Be a Maverick
Not everyone is born a maverick, but luckily it's a skill you can learn.
The Colbert ReportS4 Charlie Cook
Charlie Cook explains voters want to follow the election, and polls are how you keep score.
The Colbert ReportS4 2008 Campaign Winners and Losers
If the issue can't be boiled down to three syllables, it isn't worth screaming.
The Colbert ReportS4 Intro - 11/3/08
Who are the real winners in this election? Don't ask Stephen, ask Joe the Plumber's agent.
The Colbert ReportS4 Andrew Sullivan
Andrew Sullivan supports Barack Obama because John McCain isn't serious about winning the war on terror.
The Colbert ReportS4 Election Eve Prayer
Voting is the most precious personal freedom we have, so please make people choose the candidate Stephen wants.
The Colbert ReportS4 Note to Gorlock
Gorlock, if you are watching from your nutrient pod, sell all Stephen's holdings in the scarce rarium mines.
The Colbert ReportS4 The Word - Change
Last night we elected a man named Barack Hussein Obama. What part of that doesn't scare you?
The Colbert ReportS4 President Obama
The election is a setback for the McCain campaign, but he will come back fighting and take this thing.
The Colbert ReportS4 Intro - 11/5/08
Barack Obama has been elected president. Stephen's rage will be historic.
The Colbert ReportS4 ThreatDown - Black Presidents
American voters must not watch TV, or they would know that every time a black man is president something terrible happens.
The Colbert ReportS4 Andrew Young
Andrew Young gives credit to George W. Bush for setting the table for an Obama presidency.
The Colbert ReportS4 Rachel Maddow
Rachel Maddow says the Bush administration has been like hiring a vegan to be your butcher.
The Colbert ReportS4 Intro - 11/6/08
The international community weighs in on Obama's victory, but it's in metric, so who cares.
The Colbert ReportS4 Fallback Position - Peter Earnest Pt. 1
Stephen wants to know the most exotic lady spy Peter Earnest has ever seduced on a mission.
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