The Colbert Report
Note to Gorlock
Season 4 • 11/05/2008
Stephen asks Gorlock to put all his holdings in low-yield treasury bills.
The Colbert ReportS4 Charlie Cook
Charlie Cook explains voters want to follow the election, and polls are how you keep score.
The Colbert ReportS4 2008 Campaign Winners and Losers
If the issue can't be boiled down to three syllables, it isn't worth screaming.
The Colbert ReportS4 Intro - 11/3/08
Who are the real winners in this election? Don't ask Stephen, ask Joe the Plumber's agent.
The Colbert ReportS4 Election Eve Prayer
Voting is the most precious personal freedom we have, so please make people choose the candidate Stephen wants.
The Colbert ReportS4 Andrew Sullivan
Andrew Sullivan supports Barack Obama because John McCain isn't serious about winning the war on terror.
The Colbert ReportS4 The Word - Change
Last night we elected a man named Barack Hussein Obama. What part of that doesn't scare you?
The Colbert ReportS4 President Obama
The election is a setback for the McCain campaign, but he will come back fighting and take this thing.
The Colbert ReportS4 Intro - 11/5/08
Barack Obama has been elected president. Stephen's rage will be historic.
The Colbert ReportS4 ThreatDown - Black Presidents
American voters must not watch TV, or they would know that every time a black man is president something terrible happens.
The Colbert ReportS4 Andrew Young
Andrew Young gives credit to George W. Bush for setting the table for an Obama presidency.
The Colbert ReportS4 Note to Gorlock
Gorlock, if you are watching from your nutrient pod, sell all Stephen's holdings in the scarce rarium mines.
The Colbert ReportS4 Rachel Maddow
Rachel Maddow says the Bush administration has been like hiring a vegan to be your butcher.
The Colbert ReportS4 Intro - 11/6/08
The international community weighs in on Obama's victory, but it's in metric, so who cares.
The Colbert ReportS4 Fallback Position - Peter Earnest Pt. 1
Stephen wants to know the most exotic lady spy Peter Earnest has ever seduced on a mission.
The Colbert ReportS4 Un-American News - Obama Edition
Kenyan President Mwai Kibaki declares a national holiday for Barack Obama's victory.
The Colbert ReportS4 Obama's Spider Battle
Stephen wishes Barack Obama well in his upcoming battle against the giant spider that lives underneath the Capitol.
The Colbert ReportS4 The Obamas Meet the Bushes
A real candidate of change would have met President Bush at the Air and Space Museum.
The Colbert ReportS4 Gay-Black Violence
Stephen tries to quell the violence breaking out between gay people and black people.
The Colbert ReportS4 Proposition 8 Protests - Dan Savage
Dan Savage explains that those who voted for Proposition 8 most overwhelmingly were old people.
The Colbert ReportS4 Fallback Position - Peter Earnest Pt. 2
Peter Earnest introduces Stephen to a few rectal concealment devices at the International Spy Museum.
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