The Colbert Report
2008 Campaign Winners and Losers
Season 4 • 11/03/2008
If it's got three syllables, it's an issue worth dealing with.
Wilco InterviewThe Colbert ReportS4
Stephen's heart stops when he tries to match Jeff Tweedy's low-key energy.
The DaColbert Code - The ElectionThe Colbert ReportS4
Stephen doesn't believe in polls, so he predicts the election using The DaColbert Code.
Obama InfomercialThe Colbert ReportS4
It's the premiere of a wonderful new series starring Barack Obama and a cast of plucky unknowns.
Intro - 10/30/08The Colbert ReportS4
Barack Obama gets a half hour on TV. Big deal, Stephen's done 470 of these things. Where's his presidency?
Tip/Wag - Apple ComputersThe Colbert ReportS4
The last thing Stephen needs on his iPhone is an application called iGay.
How to Be a MaverickThe Colbert ReportS4
Not everyone is born a maverick, but luckily it's a skill you can learn.
Charlie CookThe Colbert ReportS4
Charlie Cook explains voters want to follow the election, and polls are how you keep score.
Intro - 11/3/08The Colbert ReportS4
Who are the real winners in this election? Don't ask Stephen, ask Joe the Plumber's agent.
Election Eve PrayerThe Colbert ReportS4
Voting is the most precious personal freedom we have, so please make people choose the candidate Stephen wants.
Andrew SullivanThe Colbert ReportS4
Andrew Sullivan supports Barack Obama because John McCain isn't serious about winning the war on terror.
2008 Campaign Winners and LosersThe Colbert ReportS4
If the issue can't be boiled down to three syllables, it isn't worth screaming.
Note to GorlockThe Colbert ReportS4
Gorlock, if you are watching from your nutrient pod, sell all Stephen's holdings in the scarce rarium mines.
The Word - ChangeThe Colbert ReportS4
Last night we elected a man named Barack Hussein Obama. What part of that doesn't scare you?
President ObamaThe Colbert ReportS4
The election is a setback for the McCain campaign, but he will come back fighting and take this thing.
Intro - 11/5/08The Colbert ReportS4
Barack Obama has been elected president. Stephen's rage will be historic.
ThreatDown - Black PresidentsThe Colbert ReportS4
American voters must not watch TV, or they would know that every time a black man is president something terrible happens.
Andrew YoungThe Colbert ReportS4
Andrew Young gives credit to George W. Bush for setting the table for an Obama presidency.
Rachel MaddowThe Colbert ReportS4
Rachel Maddow says the Bush administration has been like hiring a vegan to be your butcher.
Intro - 11/6/08The Colbert ReportS4
The international community weighs in on Obama's victory, but it's in metric, so who cares.
Fallback Position - Peter Earnest Pt. 1The Colbert ReportS4
Stephen wants to know the most exotic lady spy Peter Earnest has ever seduced on a mission.
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