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The Colbert Report
Intro - 2/27/13
Season 9 • 02/27/2013
A Gitmo inmate faces trial, John Kerry becomes Secretary of State, and Paola Antonelli examines art.
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04:20
Drone Ducking Tips
The Colbert Report
S9
The Obama administration continues its extrajudicial robo-assassin spree, so Al Qaeda circulates pointers on how to dodge drone strikes.
02/26/2013
05:54
Michio Kaku
The Colbert Report
S9
"Physics of the Future" author Michio Kaku talks about the Apophis asteroid, set to skim by Earth in 2029 and possibly hit in 2036.
02/26/2013
00:06
Sign Off - Goodnight
The Colbert Report
S9
Stephen zooms out of his chair.
02/26/2013
04:14
Popewatch Indeschism 2013 - One Pope over the Line
The Colbert Report
S9
After he retires, Pope Benedict XVI will answer to "pope emeritus," wear white papal robes and live in the Vatican alongside the new pope.
02/26/2013
05:42
Battleground Texas - Jeremy Bird
The Colbert Report
S9
Jeremy Bird describes his Texas initiative to get African Americans, Hispanics, women and young people out to the polls.
02/26/2013
00:35
Intro - 2/26/13
The Colbert Report
S9
Texas endures big changes, America's drone program alters the war on terror, and physicist Michio Kaku believes an asteroid could destroy the planet.
02/26/2013
03:28
John Kerry's Dumb Talk
The Colbert Report
S9
Secretary of State John Kerry travels to nine nations, champions free speech and invents the country "Kyrzakhstan," a mix between Kyrgyzstan and Kazakhstan.
02/27/2013
03:49
Khalid Sheikh Mohammed's Trial at Gitmo - Neal Katyal
The Colbert Report
S9
The former Acting Solicitor General talks about the U.S. justice system, courtroom bugging and the future of Guantanamo Bay.
02/27/2013
04:08
Khalid Sheikh Mohammed's Trial at Gitmo
The Colbert Report
S9
Guantanamo Bay hosts a one-of-a-kind military tribunal, designed by President Bush, implemented by President Obama, and inspired by President Kafka.
02/27/2013
03:15
Halls Mentho-Lyptus Cough Drops
The Colbert Report
S9
Stephen files paperwork to change Jay the Intern's name to "Halls Mentho-Lyptus with Triple Soothing Action Presents Jay the Intern."
02/27/2013
00:36
Intro - 2/27/13
The Colbert Report
S9
A Gitmo inmate goes on trial, John Kerry replaces Hillary Clinton, and MoMA curator Paola Antonelli joins Stephen.
02/27/2013
05:36
Budget Sequestration
The Colbert Report
S9
Because Democrats and Republicans failed to reach an agreement over the debt ceiling, Obama's sequester will cripple programs that both sides love.
02/28/2013
00:06
Sign Off - Goodnight
The Colbert Report
S9
Stephen says goodnight.
02/28/2013
00:32
Intro - 2/28/13
The Colbert Report
S9
Pope Benedict XVI fulfills his last day in office, the sequester hangs over America, and speechwriter Jon Favreau discusses working for Barack Obama.
02/28/2013
04:45
Pope TBD & Souvenir Sales
The Colbert Report
S9
Tailors make three different vestments to fit any incoming papal body shape, and Pope Benedict XVI memorabilia sales skyrocket in Vatican City.
02/28/2013
06:15
Jon Favreau
The Colbert Report
S9
President Obama's former speechwriter talks about his collaborative writing process and the importance of storytelling versus sound bites.
02/28/2013
03:24
Colbert Report Consumer Alert - Demonic Goodwill Items
The Colbert Report
S9
According to Pat Robertson, evil spirits are suckers for secondhand rayon slacks, broken blenders and classic albums like Ken Snyder's "By Request Only."
02/28/2013
07:15
The Enemy Within - Dr. Skylar Bayer
The Colbert Report
S9
A lonely lady scientist studies the reproductive success of Maine scallops by cutting off their balls.
03/04/2013
03:43
Sequestration & Obama's Sci-Fi Flub
The Colbert Report
S9
The federal government goes on a diet by shaving off two percent everywhere, and President Obama mixes up "Star Wars" and "Star Trek."
03/04/2013
04:36
Kirk Bloodsworth
The Colbert Report
S9
Witness to Innocence's advocacy director, Kirk Bloodsworth, discusses DNA evidence testing for death row inmates and his quest to abolish the death penalty.
03/04/2013
00:05
Sign Off - Goodnight
The Colbert Report
S9
Stephen says goodnight.
03/04/2013
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