The Daily Show with Jon Stewart

Greenwich or Bussed

Season 7 • 03/03/2003

Yes, crying Indian, it breaks all our hearts.

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01:38

On Fire
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Senior Security Analyst Rob Corddry is on fire but he's not running.
02/20/2003
01:43

Intro - Mike Tyson's Tattoo
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Jon wants to remind those who think Mike Tyson is crazy for getting a tattoo on his face that he bit off a man's ear.
02/20/2003
05:53

Luke Wilson
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Luke Wilson talks about working in an all-male atmosphere for his latest film.
02/20/2003
00:22

Moment of Zen - Tom Ridge Ad
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Tom Ridge advises families to prepare for a terrorist attack in a new Homeland Security ad campaign.
02/20/2003
05:25

Eric Idle
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Even after all these years, the guys in Monty Python still like to bare their bums in Albert Hall.
03/03/2003
03:46

Arrested Dishevelment
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Brutal Imperialist Americans wage war on doorknobs, slippers and tee shirts.
03/03/2003
01:29

Coffee, Fezzy Hat Guy
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The Daily Show is trying to help you better generalize Turks for humorous purposes.
03/03/2003
02:03

Jive Turkey
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Ninety-five percent of the Turkish population is against the U.S.-led war in Iraq and using Turkey as a base of operations.
03/03/2003
01:27

Batman!
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Jon Stewart single-handedly went from town to town lowering the terror alert.
03/03/2003
00:13

Moment of Zen - Carmina Burana
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One of the most dangerous men in the world has a stretched out tee shirt.
03/03/2003
05:16

Greenwich or Bussed
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Struggling children in Greenwich, CT are forced to take the bus to school.
03/03/2003
03:22

Korea in Krisis - Spy Plane
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The Stalinist netherworld of North Korea sends four fighter jets to intercept an unarmed U.S. spy plane flying over international waters.
03/04/2003
02:38

Missile Destruction
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Stephen Colbert believes it's a huge waste to destroy the missiles with a bulldozer.
03/04/2003
01:16

Dis Missile
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Iraqi forces use bulldozers to destroy the first of over 100 mid-range missiles, but Ari Fleischer isn't impressed.
03/04/2003
01:49

Intro - Turkey
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The average Turk's hash and anal experience is no different than those of peoples anywhere else in the world.
03/04/2003
02:14

Thames the Brakes
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In an effort to ease its rapidly growing congestion problem, London relies on a network of Orwellian video cameras that captures license plate numbers and issues tickets.
03/04/2003
07:11

Walter Isaacson
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Walter Isaacson defends running a mindless car chase instead of a good story.
03/04/2003
00:18

Moment of Zen - The Colossal Colon
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Children gather around a colossal colon on display.
03/04/2003
00:14

Moment of Zen - Mr. Homeland Security
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A reveler at Mardi Gras dresses up as Mr. Homeland Security.
03/05/2003
05:48

Constitution Schmonstitution XXVII: Faith Based Aid
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Stephen Colbert shows the quick and pious way to cash in on the faith based gravy train.
03/05/2003
00:15

Cover Up in a Mall
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Jon ends the show, reveals tomorrow's guest, and gives advice to mall shoppers.
03/05/2003
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