The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
T and Sympathy
Season 8 • 11/10/2003
Mr. T is not a good person to get on his bad side.
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Voters in Mississippi and Kentucky sweep Republicans into their state houseswhile in Virginia, a Republican kicks a Democrat in the nuts.
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Rob Corddry compares two fine films that are made with the sensitivity and understatement expected from made-for-television movies.
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Colin Firth is embarrassed after he signs autographs and falls down in front of his fans.
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Nancy Reagan gives orders in a scene from the cancelled miniseries about President Reagan.
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Prince Charles briefly participates in a Muslim ceremony.
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Jon Stewart is not calling Price Charles the alleged bisexual of the realm.
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A high school in South Carolina was raided for drugs and, oops, none were found.
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Before the U.S. went to war in Afghanistan, it was a theocracy that Osama Bin Laden called home, but now it's an emerging democracy that Osama Bin Laden calls home.
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Despite the success of "Elf," Will Ferrell senses hate and loathing from people on the streets of New York.
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The royal scandal is the type of story a reporter waits his entire career not to be able to report on.
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Mr. T is back in charge of his public image and has no empathy for those of lower intelligence.
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The Malvo sniper trial and Rosie O'Donnell's breech of contract case are just the undercard to the Kobe Bryant Colorado rape case.
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Gillette and Schick both insist that currently the technology just doesn't exist for a "hands free" shaving razor.
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Peter Dinklage's dinner with the Prince of Morocco was just not really that good of a time.
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In our society, dirty people just aren't trusted.
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Jon explains to the kids at home what happens sometimes when a man loves a woman.
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President Bush wanted to get veterans health insurance but didn't know if they already had it, so here's a tomb.
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A tree stump in a vacant lot frequented by heroin users in Passaic, New Jersey looks kind of like the Virgin Mary.
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Jon Stewart announces that all guests are now required to do a rap version of the news like Wyclef Jean.
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New York City real estate heir Robert Durst, who cut up the body of his neighbor, argues self-defense.
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