The Daily Show with Jon Stewart

T and Sympathy

Season 8 • 11/10/2003

Mr. T is not a good person to get on his bad side.

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02:44

Headlines - Southern Republicans
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Voters in Mississippi and Kentucky sweep Republicans into their state houseswhile in Virginia, a Republican kicks a Democrat in the nuts.
11/06/2003
04:38

Rob Corddry is Watching TV - Made-for-TV
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Rob Corddry compares two fine films that are made with the sensitivity and understatement expected from made-for-television movies.
11/06/2003
05:36

Colin Firth
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Colin Firth is embarrassed after he signs autographs and falls down in front of his fans.
11/06/2003
00:06

Moment of Zen - The Reagans
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Nancy Reagan gives orders in a scene from the cancelled miniseries about President Reagan.
11/06/2003
00:15

Moment of Zen - Prince Charles
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Prince Charles briefly participates in a Muslim ceremony.
11/10/2003
01:57

Much Ado About Something
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Jon Stewart is not calling Price Charles the alleged bisexual of the realm.
11/10/2003
01:52

High School High
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A high school in South Carolina was raided for drugs and, oops, none were found.
11/10/2003
02:46

They The People
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Before the U.S. went to war in Afghanistan, it was a theocracy that Osama Bin Laden called home, but now it's an emerging democracy that Osama Bin Laden calls home.
11/10/2003
05:25

Will Ferrell
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Despite the success of "Elf," Will Ferrell senses hate and loathing from people on the streets of New York.
11/10/2003
03:49

Prince Charles Scandal
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The royal scandal is the type of story a reporter waits his entire career not to be able to report on.
11/10/2003
03:40

T and Sympathy
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Mr. T is back in charge of his public image and has no empathy for those of lower intelligence.
11/10/2003
03:46

This Week Injustice - Sniper Watch 2003
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The Malvo sniper trial and Rosie O'Donnell's breech of contract case are just the undercard to the Kobe Bryant Colorado rape case.
11/11/2003
05:46

Mach Trial
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Gillette and Schick both insist that currently the technology just doesn't exist for a "hands free" shaving razor.
11/11/2003
05:31

Peter Dinklage
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Peter Dinklage's dinner with the Prince of Morocco was just not really that good of a time.
11/11/2003
00:10

Moment of Zen - The Case for Clean
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In our society, dirty people just aren't trusted.
11/11/2003
01:18

Maximum Profitability
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Jon explains to the kids at home what happens sometimes when a man loves a woman.
11/11/2003
02:18

GI Woe
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President Bush wanted to get veterans health insurance but didn't know if they already had it, so here's a tomb.
11/11/2003
04:14

This Week in God - Ramadan, Pigs, Tree Stump
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A tree stump in a vacant lot frequented by heroin users in Passaic, New Jersey looks kind of like the Virgin Mary.
11/12/2003
00:49

Guest Requirements
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Jon Stewart announces that all guests are now required to do a rap version of the news like Wyclef Jean.
11/12/2003
01:58

Where's the Head?
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New York City real estate heir Robert Durst, who cut up the body of his neighbor, argues self-defense.
11/12/2003
04:40

Democrats 2004: Race from the White House - Kerry Campaign
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John Kerry fired his campaign manager, then his deputy finance director quit, along with his campaign spokesman and a plucky intern.
11/12/2003
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