The Daily Show with Jon Stewart

Couldn't Hackett

Season 11 • 03/14/2006

Ed Helms gives Paul Hackett a lesson in not having beliefs.

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00:47

Daily/Colbert - Test
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Stephen tests Jon to make sure he's not participating in any untoward gambling activities surrounding the NCAA basketball tournament.
03/13/2006
02:44

Piers for Fears
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Rob Corddry evaluates the aftermath of the Dubai ports deal and contrasts the American people's knee-jerk reaction to President
03/13/2006
07:20

Eric Burns
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Eric Burns talks about his new book, "Infamous Scribblers," and the lying habits of the earliest American journalists.
03/13/2006
03:54

Headlines - Where She Is Now
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Sharon Stone visits Israel on the invitation of former Prime Minister Shimon Peres in an attempt to bring peace to the Middle East.
03/13/2006
01:34

Intro - 3/13/06
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Slobodan Milosevic, former dictator of Yugoslavia, dies at The Hague.
03/13/2006
03:56

Indecision 2008 - Frist Responder
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Senator Bill Frist wins the Tennesse straw poll for the 2008 presidential election as John McCain graciously defers votes and still gets his ass handed to him.
03/14/2006
03:18

This Week in God - Blasphemy Edition
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This Week in God takes a look at the controversy over cartoon depictions of Muhammad and how even Jesus has dealt with a little piss.
03/14/2006
06:07

Bart Ehrman
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Bart Ehrman contends that the Bible has changed many times over the years, depending on the interpretation of the copier.
03/14/2006
01:15

Daily/Colbert - Other Channels
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Stephen Colbert promotes programming on other channels, as he is confident that he can keep his peeps.
03/14/2006
00:16

Moment of Zen - John McCain
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Senator John McCain stays behind George W. Bush, insisting the president's detractors are lying.
03/14/2006
04:52

Couldn't Hackett
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Iraq war veteran Paul Hackett is told not to run for U.S. Senate by other Democrats, so Ed Helms gives a quick tutorial on not having beliefs.
03/14/2006
00:39

Daily/Colbert - Lady Nocturne
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Stephen Colbert wants Natalie Portman to play a role in the movie based on his book, "Stephen Colbert's Alpha Squad 7: Lady Nocturne: A Tek Janson Adventure."
03/15/2006
05:31

Natalie Portman
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Natalie Portman and Jon discuss death metal and harsh German accents.
03/15/2006
00:17

Moment of Zen - Censure Signal
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Senator Bill Frist explains that censuring President Bush will send a terrible signal to people who wish the United States harm.
03/15/2006
03:43

Swift Justice
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In an incredible moment of live television, Ed Helms demonstrates everything he's learned at NYPD's elite Foot Chasing Simulation and Training Facility.
03/15/2006
05:27

Bye Bye Birdie
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Nate Corddry learns that like Dick Cheney, he too has what it takes to shoot something that has no chance of ever getting away.
03/15/2006
04:21

Headlines - Motion Censure
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Senator Russ Feingold introduces a resolution to censure President Bush for illegal wiretapping, but he gets no love on the Senate floor.
03/15/2006
05:47

Vin Diesel
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Vin Diesel tells Jon how he gained thirty-five pounds for a role.
03/16/2006
00:47

Courtroom Caption Contest - Zacharias Moussaoui
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The winner of the Zacharias Moussaoui Courtroom Caption Contest wins a framed print signed by the courtroom artist and a lifetime supply of flesh tone pastels.
03/16/2006
03:51

Operation Swarmer
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Ed Helms explains that the air assault in Iraq is just America returning to what America does best.
03/16/2006
01:18

Intro - Send Jon Money
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Jon is happy to know you use every part of The Daily Show, just like the Native Americans.
03/16/2006
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