Crank YankersS1 Jimmy Gets Pumped
Jimmy's mom interrupts him when he's on the phone getting information about a penis pump.
Crank YankersS1 Cammie Hounds a Club
Cammie, a blind stripper with a seeing-eye dog, threatens to shut down a strip club if they won't comply with her needs.
Crank YankersS1 Special Ed Needs Support
A very excited Special Ed calls tech support to let them know that he's got mail.
Crank YankersS1 Gladys Reports a Turd
After Gladys Murphy picks up her car, she's shocked to find a huge turd in the backseat.
Crank YankersS1 Mooshu's Hip Hop
After calling a record store to inquire about Tupac Shakur albums, Mooshu offers the clerk Chinese women and crack.
Crank YankersS1 Batman's Nemesis
Batman's nemesis calls information in order to locate his enemy in Gotham City.
Crank YankersS1 E5Cammie Calls Tech Support
When Cammie calls tech support for computer help, she ends up getting wildly turned on by a hapless support technician.
Crank YankersS1 E5Terrence Makes Reservations for Bill Cosby
Bill Cosby's assistant Terrence calls ahead to make sure a restaurant will be able to handle all of his client's special requests.
Crank YankersS1 E5Birchum's Lost & Found Leg
Birchum tries to locate his lost prosthetic leg and interrogates a country club receptionist about the state of his penis.
Crank YankersS1 YPS Loses a Package
A woman who calls the post office to report a missing package has her patience tried by the customer service agents, Junkyard Willie and Jim Bob.
Crank YankersS1 Vote for Tony DeLoge
When politician Tony DeLoge calls an elderly couple to rally support for his campaign, he promises to solve their family issues.
Crank YankersS1 Bobby Needs a Job
Bobby Fletcher calls a counseling center to inquire about a job opening, but he ends up revealing his more devious money-making plans instead.
Crank YankersS1 Spoonie Places a Personal Ad
Spoonie Luv is disappointed to find out that his personal ad is too raunchy for The Village Voice.
Crank YankersS1 Helen's Cookies
Helen is extremely attracted to her local grocer and requests that he deliver her cookies in a very personal manner.
Crank YankersS1 OCD Ken's Date
While speaking to a dating service representative, OCD Ken requests an "even" woman.
Crank YankersS1 Hadassah Calls From Waste Management
Hadassah expresses concerns that a couple may be exceeding their quota for poops per household.
Crank YankersS1 Karl Malone Needs Beanie Babies
Karl Malone tries to persuade an employee at a toy store to sell him some Beanie Babies and Barbies.
Crank YankersS1 Birchum Gets an Estimate
Birchum works through the logistics of transporting his 600-pound wife to the hospital.