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Birchum's Lost & Found Leg
06/30/2002
Birchum believes that losing a leg in Vietnam gives one license to cuss.
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04:15
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Jimmy Gets Pumped
Jimmy's mom interrupts him when he's on the phone getting information about a penis pump.
06/09/2002
04:04
Crank Yankers
Cammie Hounds a Club
Cammie, a blind stripper with a seeing-eye dog, threatens to shut down a strip club if they won't comply with her needs.
06/09/2002
02:34
Crank Yankers
Special Ed Needs Support
A very excited Special Ed calls tech support to let them know that he's got mail.
06/09/2002
03:17
Crank Yankers
Gladys Reports a Turd
After Gladys Murphy picks up her car, she's shocked to find a huge turd in the backseat.
06/16/2002
02:38
Crank Yankers
Mooshu's Hip Hop
After calling a record store to inquire about Tupac Shakur albums, Mooshu offers the clerk Chinese women and crack.
06/16/2002
01:25
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Batman's Nemesis
Batman's nemesis calls information in order to locate his enemy in Gotham City.
06/16/2002
03:42
Crank Yankers
Cammie Calls Tech Support
When Cammie calls tech support for computer help, she ends up getting wildly turned on by a hapless support technician.
06/30/2002
03:18
Crank Yankers
Birchum's Lost & Found Leg
Birchum tries to locate his lost prosthetic leg and interrogates a country club receptionist about the state of his penis.
06/30/2002
05:59
Crank Yankers
YPS Loses a Package
A woman who calls the post office to report a missing package has her patience tried by the customer service agents, Junkyard Willie and Jim Bob.
07/07/2002
02:58
Crank Yankers
Vote for Tony DeLoge
When politician Tony DeLoge calls an elderly couple to rally support for his campaign, he promises to solve their family issues.
07/07/2002
03:47
Crank Yankers
Bobby Needs a Job
Bobby Fletcher calls a counseling center to inquire about a job opening, but he ends up revealing his more devious money-making plans instead.
07/07/2002
04:00
Crank Yankers
Spoonie Places a Personal Ad
Spoonie Luv is disappointed to find out that his personal ad is too raunchy for The Village Voice.
07/21/2002
03:04
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Helen's Cookies
Helen is extremely attracted to her local grocer and requests that he deliver her cookies in a very personal manner.
07/21/2002
04:03
Crank Yankers
OCD Ken's Date
While speaking to a dating service representative, OCD Ken requests an "even" woman.
07/21/2002
03:57
Crank Yankers
Hadassah Calls From Waste Management
Hadassah expresses concerns that a couple may be exceeding their quota for poops per household.
07/28/2002
01:46
Crank Yankers
Karl Malone Needs Beanie Babies
Karl Malone tries to persuade an employee at a toy store to sell him some Beanie Babies and Barbies.
07/28/2002
04:30
Crank Yankers
Birchum Gets an Estimate
Birchum works through the logistics of transporting his 600-pound wife to the hospital.
07/28/2002
03:03
Crank Yankers
S2 E1
Elmer Looks for a Gift for His Wife
To celebrate their 60th anniversary, Elmer plans to purchase a special gift for his wife.
03/04/2003
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