Crank Yankers

Birchum's Lost & Found Leg

06/30/2002

Birchum believes that losing a leg in Vietnam gives one license to cuss.

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Jimmy Gets Pumped

Jimmy's mom interrupts him when he's on the phone getting information about a penis pump.
06/09/2002
04:04

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Cammie Hounds a Club

Cammie, a blind stripper with a seeing-eye dog, threatens to shut down a strip club if they won't comply with her needs.
06/09/2002
02:34

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Special Ed Needs Support

A very excited Special Ed calls tech support to let them know that he's got mail.
06/09/2002
03:17

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Gladys Reports a Turd

After Gladys Murphy picks up her car, she's shocked to find a huge turd in the backseat.
06/16/2002
02:38

Crank Yankers
Mooshu's Hip Hop

After calling a record store to inquire about Tupac Shakur albums, Mooshu offers the clerk Chinese women and crack.
06/16/2002
01:25

Crank Yankers
Batman's Nemesis

Batman's nemesis calls information in order to locate his enemy in Gotham City.
06/16/2002
03:42

Crank Yankers
Cammie Calls Tech Support

When Cammie calls tech support for computer help, she ends up getting wildly turned on by a hapless support technician.
06/30/2002
03:18

Crank Yankers
Birchum's Lost & Found Leg

Birchum tries to locate his lost prosthetic leg and interrogates a country club receptionist about the state of his penis.
06/30/2002
05:59

Crank Yankers
YPS Loses a Package

A woman who calls the post office to report a missing package has her patience tried by the customer service agents, Junkyard Willie and Jim Bob.
07/07/2002
02:58

Crank Yankers
Vote for Tony DeLoge

When politician Tony DeLoge calls an elderly couple to rally support for his campaign, he promises to solve their family issues.
07/07/2002
03:47

Crank Yankers
Bobby Needs a Job

Bobby Fletcher calls a counseling center to inquire about a job opening, but he ends up revealing his more devious money-making plans instead.
07/07/2002
04:00

Crank Yankers
Spoonie Places a Personal Ad

Spoonie Luv is disappointed to find out that his personal ad is too raunchy for The Village Voice.
07/21/2002
03:04

Crank Yankers
Helen's Cookies

Helen is extremely attracted to her local grocer and requests that he deliver her cookies in a very personal manner.
07/21/2002
04:03

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OCD Ken's Date

While speaking to a dating service representative, OCD Ken requests an "even" woman.
07/21/2002
03:57

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Hadassah Calls From Waste Management

Hadassah expresses concerns that a couple may be exceeding their quota for poops per household.
07/28/2002
01:46

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Karl Malone Needs Beanie Babies

Karl Malone tries to persuade an employee at a toy store to sell him some Beanie Babies and Barbies.
07/28/2002
04:30

Crank Yankers
Birchum Gets an Estimate

Birchum works through the logistics of transporting his 600-pound wife to the hospital.
07/28/2002
03:03

Crank YankersS2 E1
Elmer Looks for a Gift for His Wife

To celebrate their 60th anniversary, Elmer plans to purchase a special gift for his wife.
03/04/2003
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