Crank Yankers

Vote for Tony DeLoge

07/07/2002

Tony DeLoge will win his election by any means necessary.

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04:15

Jimmy Gets Pumped
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Jimmy's mom interrupts him when he's on the phone getting information about a penis pump.
06/09/2002
04:04

Cammie Hounds a Club
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Cammie, a blind stripper with a seeing-eye dog, threatens to shut down a strip club if they won't comply with her needs.
06/09/2002
02:34

Special Ed Needs Support
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A very excited Special Ed calls tech support to let them know that he's got mail.
06/09/2002
03:17

Gladys Reports a Turd
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After Gladys Murphy picks up her car, she's shocked to find a huge turd in the backseat.
06/16/2002
02:38

Mooshu's Hip Hop
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After calling a record store to inquire about Tupac Shakur albums, Mooshu offers the clerk Chinese women and crack.
06/16/2002
01:25

Batman's Nemesis
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Batman's nemesis calls information in order to locate his enemy in Gotham City.
06/16/2002
03:42

Cammie Calls Tech Support
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When Cammie calls tech support for computer help, she ends up getting wildly turned on by a hapless support technician.
06/30/2002
03:18

Birchum's Lost & Found Leg
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Birchum tries to locate his lost prosthetic leg and interrogates a country club receptionist about the state of his penis.
06/30/2002
05:59

YPS Loses a Package
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A woman who calls the post office to report a missing package has her patience tried by the customer service agents, Junkyard Willie and Jim Bob.
07/07/2002
03:47

Bobby Needs a Job
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Bobby Fletcher calls a counseling center to inquire about a job opening, but he ends up revealing his more devious money-making plans instead.
07/07/2002
02:58

Vote for Tony DeLoge
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When politician Tony DeLoge calls an elderly couple to rally support for his campaign, he promises to solve their family issues.
07/07/2002
04:00

Spoonie Places a Personal Ad
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Spoonie Luv is disappointed to find out that his personal ad is too raunchy for The Village Voice.
07/21/2002
03:04

Helen's Cookies
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Helen is extremely attracted to her local grocer and requests that he deliver her cookies in a very personal manner.
07/21/2002
04:03

OCD Ken's Date
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While speaking to a dating service representative, OCD Ken requests an "even" woman.
07/21/2002
03:57

Hadassah Calls From Waste Management
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Hadassah expresses concerns that a couple may be exceeding their quota for poops per household.
07/28/2002
01:46

Karl Malone Needs Beanie Babies
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Karl Malone tries to persuade an employee at a toy store to sell him some Beanie Babies and Barbies.
07/28/2002
04:30

Birchum Gets an Estimate
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Birchum works through the logistics of transporting his 600-pound wife to the hospital.
07/28/2002
03:03

Elmer Looks for a Gift for His Wife
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To celebrate their 60th anniversary, Elmer plans to purchase a special gift for his wife.
03/04/2003
02:25

Special Ed Calls a Music Store
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In an attempt to find a special record, Special Ed sings his favorite song to a record store clerk.
03/04/2003
03:37

Kevin and Katie Call to Confess
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A father prompts his children to confess to stealing a brush and sticking a bar of soap in an unusual location.
03/04/2003
03:06

Gladys's Video Mix-Up
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Gladys is shocked to find out that she inadvertently rented an X-rated film for her son's birthday day.
03/11/2003
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