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Sign Off - Pen Toss
Season 7 • 07/13/2011
Stephen tosses a pen.
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06:10
The Colbert Report
S7
Dan Savage
Dan Savage thinks monogamy shouldn't be the ultimate defining characteristic of a successful marriage because fooling around can sometimes save a marriage.
07/12/2011
00:09
The Colbert Report
S7
Sign Off - Fixing the Boiler
Stephen goes under the desk to help Tad with the boiler.
07/12/2011
04:13
The Colbert Report
S7
Heterosexual Accountability Buddy
A therapist at Dr. Marcus Bachmann's Christian counseling firm recommends taking a straight accountability buddy to a same-sex wedding.
07/12/2011
05:40
The Colbert Report
S7
The Family Leader's Controversial Pledge
Michele Bachmann responds to public backlash against the Family Leader pledge's insensitive slavery reference with a sensitive slavery reference.
07/12/2011
03:58
The Colbert Report
S7
Herman Cain Train
In the GOP's all-you-can-eat superstar buffet of white bread and potato candidates, Herman Cain stands out as dessert.
07/12/2011
00:32
The Colbert Report
S7
Intro - 7/13/11
America might have to crash on Canada's couch for a while, the Republican party gets a fresh young face, and David McCullough discusses his book about Americans in Paris.
07/13/2011
04:39
The Colbert Report
S7
Obama Calls the Republican Bluff
Stephen asks Naftali Bendavid if Barack Obama is calling the Republicans' bluff because they've publicly said they're bluffing.
07/13/2011
06:24
The Colbert Report
S7
Republicans Choose None of the Above
During debt ceiling negotiations with President Obama, the Republicans practice the old saying, You scratch my back, I get my back scratched.
07/13/2011
03:17
The Colbert Report
S7
Flagworth 2012
Seeing an American flag can shift voters toward republicanism, so Franklin F. Flagworth should be the GOP's frontrunner.
07/13/2011
05:57
The Colbert Report
S7
David McCullough
David McCullough explains why 19th century Americans moved to Paris rather than stay in the states and appreciate American mayonnaise.
07/13/2011
00:06
The Colbert Report
S7
Sign Off - Pen Toss
Stephen throws and catches a pen.
07/13/2011
01:48
The Colbert Report
S7
May the Best Stephen Colbert Win
Stephen's Emmy Award nominations might lead to an Emmy three-way.
07/14/2011
00:34
The Colbert Report
S7
Intro - 7/14/11
Scandal won't bring down Rupert Murdoch, Gitmo detainees get dangerous, and Jose Antonio Vargas admits to being an illegal immigrant.
07/14/2011
05:33
The Colbert Report
S7
Murdoch's Media Empire Might Go Down the Toilet
With News of the World gone and BSkyB out of reach, all Rupert Murdoch has to comfort him are a few media companies.
07/14/2011
00:07
The Colbert Report
S7
Sign Off - Goodnight
Stephen says goodnight and runs around.
07/14/2011
02:52
The Colbert Report
S7
Carmageddon
With the temporary closure of the 405 Freeway in Los Angeles, increased traffic on two off-peak days means someone might have to walk someplace.
07/14/2011
06:18
The Colbert Report
S7
Jose Antonio Vargas
Jose Antonio Vargas explains which is more difficult: coming out of the closet as a gay man or as a border gay.
07/14/2011
03:18
The Colbert Report
S7
Improvised Expressive Devices
Gitmo detainees craft a dangerous new weapon behind bars that may shatter our aesthetic paradigm.
07/14/2011
02:31
The Colbert Report
S7
Epic Blockbuster
The final "Harry Potter" and Sarah Palin's documentary would make a great double feature because both movies are about outsiders plucked from obscurity by an old wizard.
07/18/2011
00:32
The Colbert Report
S7
Intro - 7/18/11
Everyone continues to talk about the News Corp. phone-hacking scandal, and John Prendergast discusses the two-week-old nation of South Sudan.
07/18/2011
00:31
The Colbert Report
S7
Sign Off - Prerecorded Episodes
Stephen can't be sure what day it is because he prerecorded all these episodes in a 96-hour meth-fueled news binge.
07/18/2011
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