The Colbert Report
Minimum Wage & McDonald's Spending Journal
Season 9 • 07/22/2013
Charles Koch wants to eliminate the minimum wage, and McDonald's gives employees a sample budget.
The Colbert ReportS9 Edward Snowden's Asylum Option
As NSA leaker Edward Snowden continues to hole up in Moscow's airport, Senator Lindsey Graham suggests that America boycott the 2014 Russian Olympics.
The Colbert ReportS9 Breaking News on College Sex
The New York Times nails the shocking evidence of college sex in 2013, 2012, 2010, 2008, 1997, 1988, 1976, 1972, 1968, 1967, 1963 and 1940.
The Colbert ReportS9 Sign Off - "Operation Javelin"
Stephen learns about a time-traveling Jesse Owens.
The Colbert ReportS9 Political Sex Scandals & New York City Elections - Eliot Spitzer
NYC comptroller candidate Eliot Spitzer explains the role of comptroller, discusses the 2008 financial crisis and defends market regulation.
The Colbert ReportS9 Political Sex Scandals & New York City Elections
Sometimes breasts get in the way when San Diego Mayor Bob Filner reaches into hearts and souls, and New Yorkers overlook Anthony Weiner's previous indiscretions.
The Colbert ReportS9 Sign Off - Linguini Worm
Stephen signs off alongside his closest friend, a piece of spaghetti.
The Colbert ReportS9 Geraldo Rivera's Tribute to Helen Thomas
Journalists remember White House reporter Helen Thomas with tributes, anecdotes, and in the case of Geraldo Rivera, a naked selfie on Twitter.
The Colbert ReportS9 Kjerstin Gruys
Kjerstin Gruys shares her book, "Mirror, Mirror Off the Wall: How I Learned to Love My Body by Not Looking at It for a Year."
The Colbert ReportS9 Britain's Royal Baby
The world is in the grip of postpartum jubilation over Prince William and Kate Middleton's baby.
The Colbert ReportS9 Neil deGrasse Tyson's Alien Theory
Astrophysicist Neil deGrasse Tyson wonders if aliens have already closely observed human behavior and decided not to visit.
The Colbert ReportS9 Minimum Wage & McDonald's Spending Journal
Bill O'Reilly blames poverty on personal choice, and McDonald's creates a sample employee budget that excludes heat and health care.
The Colbert ReportS9 Royal Afterbirth '013!
The royal family proves that inbreeding has not yet rendered them sterile, and Kate Middleton looks glamorous after giving birth.
The Colbert ReportS9 Domino's Pizza Drone
Domino's remote-control helicopter fundamentally alters the basic erotic nature of the customer-pizza delivery guy relationship.
The Colbert ReportS9 George Zimmerman & Racial Tensions
George Zimmerman goes back on neighborhood watch, and President Obama talks about the black experience in America.
The Colbert ReportS9 Kenneth Goldsmith
MoMA's Poet Laureate, Kenneth Goldsmith, discusses his book "Seven American Deaths and Disasters."
The Colbert ReportS9 The Word - Color-bind
President Obama takes the first step in racial dialogue by discussing how it feels to be in a room full of white people who are scared of him.
The Colbert ReportS9 Anant Agarwal
The President of edX, Anant Agarwal, explains the reason for offering free university courses online.
The Colbert ReportS9 Anthony Weiner's Penis
Mayoral candidate Anthony Weiner responds to lewd photos of his penis, which he sent under the screen name "Carlos Danger."
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