The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
Corrections/Retractions/Apologies - Ben Affleck
Season 5 • 05/16/2001
Jon is sorry for something that hasn't happened yet.
Other News - Live Long and OscarThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS5
A new study says Oscar winners live an average of four years longer than non-Oscar winning actors.
Waiting to InhaleThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS5
Marijuana advocates find Court decision absolutely hilarious until a couple of hours later.
Recap - 5/15/01The Daily Show with Jon StewartS5
Jon Stewart ends the show and recaps tonight's top stories.
Moment of Zen - SteroidsThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS5
A very muscular man walks in handcuffs after being arrested for steroids.
Reality TelevisionThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS5
Vance DeGeneres explains there are certain techniques and fixes that are necessary to give TV viewers the gleaming perfect product they deserve.
Heath LedgerThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS5
Heath Ledger tells Jon how his jousting background helped him get a role.
Recap - 5/16/01The Daily Show with Jon StewartS5
Monkey Man terrorizes India and parts of "Survivor" are reenacted.
Back in Black - Law EnforcementThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS5
The FBI gives Timothy McVeigh a stay of execution, it takes three months for cops to bust a man for selling steroids and police have developed a powerful new pepper spray.
Headlines - Man or Monkey Man?The Daily Show with Jon StewartS5
India is terrorized by a nocturnal half-man, half-monkey attacking people in their sleep.
Headlines - Unreal TournamentThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS5
"Survivor" producer Mark Burnett admits that some scenes were staged reenactments, though he claims the re-shoots had no bearing on who finally won.
Corrections/Retractions/Apologies - Ben AffleckThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS5
Jon apologizes for calling Ben Affleck a queer and implying that huffing from a waste bin filled with uncapped highlighters is the preferred way to treat tennis elbow.
Jerry SpringerThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS5
Jerry Springer doesn't watch any of the talk shows, including his own.
Moment of Zen - Action AdministrationThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS5
President Bush says his energy plan will not gather dust.
Energy Policy PacketThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS5
Steve Carell explains President Bush's energy policy packet is made from virgin redwood and the fat of baby seals.
Women's Health with Vance DeGeneresThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS5
In his last segment, Vance DeGeneres focuses on the new sensations a woman might feel in her first trimester, such as morning sickness and vaginal secretions.
Headlines - Powers for AlgernonThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS5
The Bush administration releases its energy plan containing recommendations and a special word jumble in the back just for the president.
Other News - Uncle Tron's CabinThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS5
A high-tech house automates household tasks with software that can understand a family's verbal cues.
Ad Nauseam - Deceased Legends of DanceThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS5
Steve Carell examines how commercials use dead dancers to sell their products.
Richard SchiffThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS5
Jon Stewart talks to actor Richard Schiff about his role on "The West Wing" and how they will never meet President George W. Bush.
Other News - Not Fade AwayThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS5
The world's oldest pair of jeans sells for $46,000 at auction to Levi Strauss.
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