The Colbert Report

Intro - 12/4/06

Season 2 E 151 • 12/04/2006

Blessed are those who stick to the talking points.

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00:09

Sign Off - Wall Notch
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Stephen has a helpful reminder for his viewers in prison.
11/30/2006
04:13

Alabama Miracle - The Morning After
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All good things come to an end as The Stephen Colbert Museum & Gift Shop is forced out by Joe Scarborough.
11/30/2006
06:22

Mike Lupica
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Would Mark McGwire's head even fit on a Hall of Fame plaque?
11/30/2006
02:44

Vilsack Attack
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Stephen takes a shot at the only official presidential candidate so far, Iowa governor Tom Vilsack.
11/30/2006
01:22

Colbert Nation Merchandise
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With Christmas fast approaching, Stephen unveils his line of Colbert Report merchandise.
11/30/2006
00:35

Sign Off - Extra Special Comment - Tie Stain
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If Stephen's cleaner thinks Stephen is going to pay for this neckwear war crime, he's in for a rude awakening.
12/04/2006
06:35

Will Wright
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Stephen tells video game designer Will Wright that his viewers are his Sims.
12/04/2006
03:37

The Word - American Orthodox
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Since Jesus never said anything about reproductive rights and gay marriage, it's easy to know what he thought -- whatever the Christian Coalition says he thought.
12/04/2006
05:16

Tip/Wag - Christmas
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Snoop Dogg's not smoking "Happy Holidays," he's smoking "Christmas."
12/04/2006
03:13

Sherman Wedding
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Stephen has a better success rate than eHarmony for lonely Congressmen looking for love.
12/04/2006
00:34

Intro - 12/4/06
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Stephen makes a list of people destroying Christmas and talks to "The Sims" designer, Will Wright, and the Christian Coalition sticks to anti-poverty talking points.
12/04/2006
00:33

Intro - 12/5/06
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Stephen reports on Native Americans, previews college football's post season and interviews author Steven Levitt.
12/05/2006
00:11

Sign Off - Number One Source
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The Colbert Report is America's number one source for footage of Stephen Colbert.
12/05/2006
01:34

Robert Gates' Confirmation
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The confirmation hearing really only posed one question for Robert Gates: are you now, or have you ever been, Donald Rumsfeld?
12/05/2006
04:48

The Word - Honest Injun
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Western Europeans are the ones who define racial purity because they are the ones who are racially pure -- except for those filthy Dutch.
12/05/2006
05:47

Steven Levitt
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Stephen tells Steven Levitt, author of "Freakonomics," that figures never lie, but liars figure.
12/05/2006
02:06

"Return" to the Moon
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Donald Rumsfeld has plenty of experience running things without any plan or budget.
12/05/2006
04:42

Sport Report - Coach Mancini
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Let's get to the real sports -- America's favorite Ontario junior league hockey team!
12/05/2006
02:15

Life-Size Nativity
The Colbert ReportS2 E153

This Christmas, Stephen is hoping the Lord will return as a guest on The Colbert Report.
12/06/2006
01:28

Mary Cheney
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Stephen's Formula 401 may or may not have been contaminated with an unspecified number of David Crosby sperm.
12/06/2006
00:34

Intro - 12/6/06
The Colbert ReportS2 E153

Stephen reports on the Iraq Study Group's latest document, debuts a new Tek Jansen cartoon for the holidays and interviews NYU President John Sexton.
12/06/2006
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