The Colbert Report
Intro - 6/18/08
Season 4 • 06/18/2008
One way John McCain can distinguish himself from President Bush is to not get elected president.
The Colbert ReportS4 Jonathan Zittrain
Jonathan Zittrain wants to save the good chaos of the Internet and separate it from the bad chaos that will stomp on everything.
The Colbert ReportS4 Neal Katyal
Stephen asks Neal Katyal if his goal of bringing rights to the prisoners at Guantanamo is his private jihad.
The Colbert ReportS4 Peabody Award
Stephen upholds his Peabody Award-winning news coverage by announcing the new world record for smashing watermelons with your head.
The Colbert ReportS4 Intro - 6/17/08
The Supreme Court gives Gitmo detainees the right to challenge their detention in court. The first open court date? August 4, 2850.
The Colbert ReportS4 Sport Report - Timbersports Championship
Mike Forrester enters the final four in the STIHL Timbersports championship right where he needs to be -- in fifth.
The Colbert ReportS4 Peabody on Mantel
Stephen places his Peabody Award on the mantle.
The Colbert ReportS4 Barack Obama's Church Search - Dr. Uma Mysorekar
Stephen helps Barack Obama find a new religion by exploring Hinduism with Hindu Temple Society of North America President Uma Mysorekar.
The Colbert ReportS4 The New Smurfs Movie
If Stephen is going to play any Smurf in the new Smurfs movie, it'll be Ballsy Smurf.
The Colbert ReportS4 Junot Diaz
Stephen asks Junot Diaz how he won the Pulitzer if he wasn't born in America.
The Colbert ReportS4 The Word - Lexicon Artist
Using language to turn failed policy into ideals that transcend debate is the best way to get people to think of John McCain as transcen-presidential.
The Colbert ReportS4 Intro - 6/18/08
How can John McCain distinguish himself from President Bush? Here's one way: don't get elected president.
The Colbert ReportS4 Cookie Monster
Un-American fruit is now the number one snack for children under six, and Cookie Monster's to blame.
The Colbert ReportS4 Sean Hannity Loves America
Way to go, Sean Hannity. Stephen doesn't know where you find the courage to call America the greatest, best country God has ever given man on the face of the Earth.
The Colbert ReportS4 Bishop N.T. Wright
Stephen tells Bishop N.T. Wright his idea of heaven is getting a harp, drinking a mint julep and asking Ronald Reagan questions.
The Colbert ReportS4 Stephen's Missing Peabody
Did Cookie Monster eat Stephen's Peabody?
The Colbert ReportS4 Intro - 6/19/08
Sean Hannity professes his love for America. Sorry, Sean. Stephen's married.
The Colbert ReportS4 Make McCain Exciting Challenge - The Secret of McCain's Brain
With John McCain's head severed, it will fit more easily up George Bush's butt.
The Colbert ReportS4 Shout Out - Peabody Awards
George Foster Peabody wins the coveted Stephen T. Colbert Award for excellence in recognizing excellence.
The Colbert ReportS4 Barbara Ehrenreich
Stephen wants you to buy Barbara Ehrenreich's book so she gets super rich and has to swallow her words.
The Colbert ReportS4 Tip/Wag - Barack Obama
Stephen flip-flops on flip-flopping and gives Senator Obama a tip of his hat for proving he's a regular politician after all.
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