The Colbert Report
Intro - 6/18/08
Season 4 • 06/18/2008
One way John McCain can distinguish himself from President Bush is to not get elected president.
Jonathan ZittrainThe Colbert ReportS4
Jonathan Zittrain wants to save the good chaos of the Internet and separate it from the bad chaos that will stomp on everything.
Neal KatyalThe Colbert ReportS4
Stephen asks Neal Katyal if his goal of bringing rights to the prisoners at Guantanamo is his private jihad.
Peabody AwardThe Colbert ReportS4
Stephen upholds his Peabody Award-winning news coverage by announcing the new world record for smashing watermelons with your head.
Intro - 6/17/08The Colbert ReportS4
The Supreme Court gives Gitmo detainees the right to challenge their detention in court. The first open court date? August 4, 2850.
Sport Report - Timbersports ChampionshipThe Colbert ReportS4
Mike Forrester enters the final four in the STIHL Timbersports championship right where he needs to be -- in fifth.
Peabody on MantelThe Colbert ReportS4
Stephen places his Peabody Award on the mantle.
Barack Obama's Church Search - Dr. Uma MysorekarThe Colbert ReportS4
Stephen helps Barack Obama find a new religion by exploring Hinduism with Hindu Temple Society of North America President Uma Mysorekar.
The New Smurfs MovieThe Colbert ReportS4
If Stephen is going to play any Smurf in the new Smurfs movie, it'll be Ballsy Smurf.
Junot DiazThe Colbert ReportS4
Stephen asks Junot Diaz how he won the Pulitzer if he wasn't born in America.
The Word - Lexicon ArtistThe Colbert ReportS4
Using language to turn failed policy into ideals that transcend debate is the best way to get people to think of John McCain as transcen-presidential.
Intro - 6/18/08The Colbert ReportS4
How can John McCain distinguish himself from President Bush? Here's one way: don't get elected president.
Cookie MonsterThe Colbert ReportS4
Un-American fruit is now the number one snack for children under six, and Cookie Monster's to blame.
Sean Hannity Loves AmericaThe Colbert ReportS4
Way to go, Sean Hannity. Stephen doesn't know where you find the courage to call America the greatest, best country God has ever given man on the face of the Earth.
Bishop N.T. WrightThe Colbert ReportS4
Stephen tells Bishop N.T. Wright his idea of heaven is getting a harp, drinking a mint julep and asking Ronald Reagan questions.
Stephen's Missing PeabodyThe Colbert ReportS4
Did Cookie Monster eat Stephen's Peabody?
Intro - 6/19/08The Colbert ReportS4
Sean Hannity professes his love for America. Sorry, Sean. Stephen's married.
Make McCain Exciting Challenge - The Secret of McCain's BrainThe Colbert ReportS4
With John McCain's head severed, it will fit more easily up George Bush's butt.
Shout Out - Peabody AwardsThe Colbert ReportS4
George Foster Peabody wins the coveted Stephen T. Colbert Award for excellence in recognizing excellence.
Barbara EhrenreichThe Colbert ReportS4
Stephen wants you to buy Barbara Ehrenreich's book so she gets super rich and has to swallow her words.
Tip/Wag - Barack ObamaThe Colbert ReportS4
Stephen flip-flops on flip-flopping and gives Senator Obama a tip of his hat for proving he's a regular politician after all.
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