The Daily Show with Jon Stewart

Intro - Makes Me Sick

Season 8 • 05/11/2004

Jon Stewart was hoping that two of the castaways on "Survivor" would die.

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John McCain Pt. 2

Senator John McCain thinks that politicians should show courage and put the national interest ahead of their party.
05/10/2004
00:16

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Moment of Zen - Bang Up Job

President George W. Bush tells Secretary of Defense Donald Rumsfeld what a great job he's doing.
05/10/2004
05:12

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Sticker Shock

Bob Bonoff's journey into a voting booth wasn't just about democracy; it was about getting peace and quiet.
05/10/2004
05:53

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Giant Mess O'Potamia - Rummyache

Secretary of Defense Donald Rumsfeld refers to Iraqi prisoners in Abu Ghraib as "human beings," which is a huge policy shift for this administration.
05/10/2004
05:30

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John McCain Pt. 1

Senator John McCain feels that the good troops in Iraq are being besmirched by the actions of a few in Abu Ghraib.
05/10/2004
00:14

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Moment of Zen - Superb Job!

President George W. Bush thinks that Defense Secretary Donald Rumsfeld is doing a superb job.
05/11/2004
04:42

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Giant Mess O'Potamia - Damn The Press

President George W. Bush wants the Iraqis to know that the U.S. is a kinder, gentler torturer.
05/11/2004
02:47

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Who Is Responsible?

Defense Secretary Donald Rumsfeld has failed to mention all the amazingly damaging things that the American press hasn't reported on.
05/11/2004
05:10

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Tim Russert Pt. 1

Tim Russert doesn't get high with his son, but considers him a buddy.
05/11/2004
05:18

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Tim Russert Pt. 2

Tim Russert believes that the U.S. should complement its military presence with a moral presence in the world.
05/11/2004
00:43

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Intro - Makes Me Sick

Jon Stewart introduces the show for tonight.
05/11/2004
05:31

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A Round of Shots

Is there anything more terrifying than a room full of people without guns?
05/12/2004
06:10

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Ken Mehlman

Bush/Cheney '04 Campaign Manager Ken Mehlman reports that new finance laws are requiring both parties to start campaigning earlier than ever.
05/12/2004
00:10

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Moment of Zen - Last Chance

The final bid at Sotheby's, on Pablo Picasso's painting, "Boy With a Pipe."
05/12/2004
00:45

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Preview - 5/13/04

Tomorrow, correspondent Stephen Colbert investigates Louisiana's low rise pants crisis.
05/12/2004
04:37

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Giant Mess O'Potamia - Slave Master of One

Those who allege a culture of intimidation need to be extremely careful.
05/12/2004
02:38

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The Thinking Man's Wrestling

The restoration of Michelangelo's David is expected to be completed in a few months. David will also be offered a happy ending.
05/12/2004
03:26

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Back in Black - Fahrenheit 9/11

Michael Moore harnesses the publicity generated by Disney's refusal to distribute "Fahrenheit 9/11" and pulls a "Passion" with it.
05/13/2004
04:11

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Giant Mess O' Potamia - Sodomy Prep

Senators Frist and Nelson look over sodomy-preparation photos from Abu Ghraib as Dr. Phil advises children to think back on previous experiences with torture.
05/13/2004
07:08

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Bill Kristol

Bill Kristol criticizes the Bush administration for not putting enough troops in Iraq, but would still like Bush to be the one driving America out of the ditch.
05/13/2004
05:07

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Thong of the South

Louisiana lawmakers want to ban low-riding jeans to save the state's decency, but Stephen Colbert is out to prove that America isn't Israel.
05/13/2004
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