The Daily Show with Jon Stewart

Intro - Makes Me Sick

Season 8 • 05/11/2004

Jon Stewart was hoping that two of the castaways on "Survivor" would die.

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03:03

John McCain Pt. 2
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Senator John McCain thinks that politicians should show courage and put the national interest ahead of their party.
05/10/2004
00:16

Moment of Zen - Bang Up Job
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President George W. Bush tells Secretary of Defense Donald Rumsfeld what a great job he's doing.
05/10/2004
05:12

Sticker Shock
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Bob Bonoff's journey into a voting booth wasn't just about democracy; it was about getting peace and quiet.
05/10/2004
05:53

Giant Mess O'Potamia - Rummyache
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Secretary of Defense Donald Rumsfeld refers to Iraqi prisoners in Abu Ghraib as "human beings," which is a huge policy shift for this administration.
05/10/2004
05:30

John McCain Pt. 1
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Senator John McCain feels that the good troops in Iraq are being besmirched by the actions of a few in Abu Ghraib.
05/10/2004
00:14

Moment of Zen - Superb Job!
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President George W. Bush thinks that Defense Secretary Donald Rumsfeld is doing a superb job.
05/11/2004
04:42

Giant Mess O'Potamia - Damn The Press
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President George W. Bush wants the Iraqis to know that the U.S. is a kinder, gentler torturer.
05/11/2004
02:47

Who Is Responsible?
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Defense Secretary Donald Rumsfeld has failed to mention all the amazingly damaging things that the American press hasn't reported on.
05/11/2004
05:10

Tim Russert Pt. 1
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Tim Russert doesn't get high with his son, but considers him a buddy.
05/11/2004
05:18

Tim Russert Pt. 2
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Tim Russert believes that the U.S. should complement its military presence with a moral presence in the world.
05/11/2004
00:43

Intro - Makes Me Sick
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Jon Stewart introduces the show for tonight.
05/11/2004
05:31

A Round of Shots
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Is there anything more terrifying than a room full of people without guns?
05/12/2004
06:10

Ken Mehlman
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Bush/Cheney '04 Campaign Manager Ken Mehlman reports that new finance laws are requiring both parties to start campaigning earlier than ever.
05/12/2004
00:10

Moment of Zen - Last Chance
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The final bid at Sotheby's, on Pablo Picasso's painting, "Boy With a Pipe."
05/12/2004
00:45

Preview - 5/13/04
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Tomorrow, correspondent Stephen Colbert investigates Louisiana's low rise pants crisis.
05/12/2004
04:37

Giant Mess O'Potamia - Slave Master of One
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Those who allege a culture of intimidation need to be extremely careful.
05/12/2004
02:38

The Thinking Man's Wrestling
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The restoration of Michelangelo's David is expected to be completed in a few months. David will also be offered a happy ending.
05/12/2004
03:26

Back in Black - Fahrenheit 9/11
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Michael Moore harnesses the publicity generated by Disney's refusal to distribute "Fahrenheit 9/11" and pulls a "Passion" with it.
05/13/2004
04:11

Giant Mess O' Potamia - Sodomy Prep
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Senators Frist and Nelson look over sodomy-preparation photos from Abu Ghraib as Dr. Phil advises children to think back on previous experiences with torture.
05/13/2004
07:08

Bill Kristol
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Bill Kristol criticizes the Bush administration for not putting enough troops in Iraq, but would still like Bush to be the one driving America out of the ditch.
05/13/2004
05:07

Thong of the South
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Louisiana lawmakers want to ban low-riding jeans to save the state's decency, but Stephen Colbert is out to prove that America isn't Israel.
05/13/2004
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