The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
Preview - 5/13/04
Season 8 • 05/12/2004
Jon Stewart ends the show and previews stories and the guest for tomorrow.
Giant Mess O'Potamia - Damn The PressThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS8
President George W. Bush wants the Iraqis to know that the U.S. is a kinder, gentler torturer.
Who Is Responsible?The Daily Show with Jon StewartS8
Defense Secretary Donald Rumsfeld has failed to mention all the amazingly damaging things that the American press hasn't reported on.
Intro - Makes Me SickThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS8
Jon Stewart introduces the show for tonight.
Tim Russert Pt. 1The Daily Show with Jon StewartS8
Tim Russert doesn't get high with his son, but considers him a buddy.
Tim Russert Pt. 2The Daily Show with Jon StewartS8
Tim Russert believes that the U.S. should complement its military presence with a moral presence in the world.
A Round of ShotsThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS8
Is there anything more terrifying than a room full of people without guns?
Ken MehlmanThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS8
Bush/Cheney '04 Campaign Manager Ken Mehlman reports that new finance laws are requiring both parties to start campaigning earlier than ever.
Moment of Zen - Last ChanceThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS8
The final bid at Sotheby's, on Pablo Picasso's painting, "Boy With a Pipe."
Giant Mess O'Potamia - Slave Master of OneThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS8
Those who allege a culture of intimidation need to be extremely careful.
The Thinking Man's WrestlingThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS8
The restoration of Michelangelo's David is expected to be completed in a few months. David will also be offered a happy ending.
Preview - 5/13/04The Daily Show with Jon StewartS8
Tomorrow, correspondent Stephen Colbert investigates Louisiana's low rise pants crisis.
Back in Black - Fahrenheit 9/11The Daily Show with Jon StewartS8
Michael Moore harnesses the publicity generated by Disney's refusal to distribute "Fahrenheit 9/11" and pulls a "Passion" with it.
Giant Mess O' Potamia - Sodomy PrepThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS8
Senators Frist and Nelson look over sodomy-preparation photos from Abu Ghraib as Dr. Phil advises children to think back on previous experiences with torture.
Bill KristolThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS8
Bill Kristol criticizes the Bush administration for not putting enough troops in Iraq, but would still like Bush to be the one driving America out of the ditch.
Thong of the SouthThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS8
Louisiana lawmakers want to ban low-riding jeans to save the state's decency, but Stephen Colbert is out to prove that America isn't Israel.
Moment of Zen - Dr. PhilThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS8
Dr. Phil relates the Abu Ghraib prisoner torture scandal to bullies in the playground.
David CrossThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS8
David Cross' promotional tour for his new comedy CD is over as soon as it's released.
Email TroubleThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS8
Just because high volume emails may crash your computer and be used to steal personal information, that is no reason for the government to kill the messenger.
Giant Mess O'Potamia - Saddam's GunThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS8
Two vice presidents in Iraq may seem excessive to Americans, but keep in mind there are going to be a lot of state funerals there.
Giant Mess O'Potamia - Co-Ed PrezThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS8
Iraq can finally blame themselves for insurgent bombings and broken bridges in the gaps between their ethnic groups.
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