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Intro - 7/17/07

Season 3 • 07/17/2007

A U.S. Senator admits to seeing prostitutes. Talk about supporting a surge.

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Intro - 7/16/07
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Gays are boosting property values, Stephen compliments the ladies, and Senator Ben Nelson has a plan for Iraq.
07/16/2007
06:08

Ben Nelson
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Senator Ben Nelson says you can call the conflict in Iraq "sectarian violence" if you wish to. Stephen wishes to.
07/16/2007
05:07

Richard Florida
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The Bohemian-Gay Index is part of a new series of statistics that indicates that gay people raise property values in a neighborhood -- not the San Francisco phone book.
07/16/2007
03:05

Tunneling to Free Scooter Libby
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Stephen spent all of The Report's two-week hiatus digging a tunnel so he could free Scooter Libby.
07/16/2007
03:18

All-Night Senate Session
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The Senate gets set to debate the Iraq war all night, so Stephen resolves to show his solidarity and broadcast for 24 hours straight -- no matter what he has to preempt.
07/17/2007
00:29

1,428 Minutes to Go
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It's hour nine of the all-night Senate debate on Iraq, and minute 12 of The Colbert Report's solidarity marathon.
07/17/2007
04:27

Tip/Wag - Michael Chertoff's Gut-O-Meter
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Stephen tips his hat to Homeland Security Secretary Michael Chertoff's guts, then wags his finger at IHOP's flapjack diplomacy and Japan's changes to its justice system.
07/17/2007
05:11

Mark Moffett
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Stephen is disappointed when Mark Moffett tells him that China has already found a way to make money off of ants.
07/17/2007
04:06

The Word - Victimcrite
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Sen. David Vitter, whose number appeared in a D.C. madam's phone records, once called Bill Clinton morally unfit to govern.
07/17/2007
00:58

ThreatDown - 500 Threat Marathon
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With over 1,400 minutes still to go in his solidarity marathon, Stephen embarks on an extra-long ThreatDown, starting with topographical maps.
07/17/2007
00:35

Intro - 7/17/07
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A Senator admits to seeing prostitutes, Michael Chertoff warns of all sorts of terrorist attacks, and Stephen brings a magnifying glass to his interview with an ant expert.
07/17/2007
01:19

Pope Goes Green
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The Pope must provide us with consistent, infallible declarations on how to live our daily lives.
07/18/2007
01:42

Stephen on iTunes
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Check out music reviews on the iTunes Store from the actual Stephen Colbert.
07/18/2007
03:44

The Word - McConaughey
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The untamable Matthew McConaughey doesn't have responsibilities or even a shirt.
07/18/2007
01:07

Intro - 7/18/07
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Stephen broadcasted his show for 24 hours straight in solidarity with Republicans during their forced overnight debate in the Senate.
07/18/2007
00:33

Intro - 6/18/07
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Stephen talks about Matthew McConaughey being named People Magazine's "Hottest Bachelor," discusses how 68% of Republicans don't believe in evolution and interviews country music star Toby Keith.
07/18/2007
02:03

The Price is Right
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Stephen suggests that Bob Barker become the president of the World Bank.
07/18/2007
04:35

Toby Keith
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The outspoken country music artist speaks with Stephen about the Colbert Bump on iTunes and the mutual benefits of being friends with each other.
07/18/2007
01:13

Papal Encounter
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USA Today printed a picture that looks like the pope is about to make out with a hot pilgrim lady.
07/18/2007
04:06

The Word - Smiley Face
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How could kittens fall asleep in a world where Iraq was not on its way toward becoming a democracy?
07/18/2007
02:23

2007 Filibustacular
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Although Stephen broadcasted The Report for 24-hours straight, Comedy Central cut him off at midnight.
07/18/2007
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