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The Word - Victimcrite
Season 3 • 07/17/2007
Sen. David Vitter once called Bill Clinton morally unfit to govern -- but a great wing-man.
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00:34
Intro - 7/16/07
The Colbert Report
S3
Gays are boosting property values, Stephen compliments the ladies, and Senator Ben Nelson has a plan for Iraq.
07/16/2007
06:08
Ben Nelson
The Colbert Report
S3
Senator Ben Nelson says you can call the conflict in Iraq "sectarian violence" if you wish to. Stephen wishes to.
07/16/2007
05:07
Richard Florida
The Colbert Report
S3
The Bohemian-Gay Index is part of a new series of statistics that indicates that gay people raise property values in a neighborhood -- not the San Francisco phone book.
07/16/2007
03:05
Tunneling to Free Scooter Libby
The Colbert Report
S3
Stephen spent all of The Report's two-week hiatus digging a tunnel so he could free Scooter Libby.
07/16/2007
03:18
All-Night Senate Session
The Colbert Report
S3
The Senate gets set to debate the Iraq war all night, so Stephen resolves to show his solidarity and broadcast for 24 hours straight -- no matter what he has to preempt.
07/17/2007
00:29
1,428 Minutes to Go
The Colbert Report
S3
It's hour nine of the all-night Senate debate on Iraq, and minute 12 of The Colbert Report's solidarity marathon.
07/17/2007
04:27
Tip/Wag - Michael Chertoff's Gut-O-Meter
The Colbert Report
S3
Stephen tips his hat to Homeland Security Secretary Michael Chertoff's guts, then wags his finger at IHOP's flapjack diplomacy and Japan's changes to its justice system.
07/17/2007
05:11
Mark Moffett
The Colbert Report
S3
Stephen is disappointed when Mark Moffett tells him that China has already found a way to make money off of ants.
07/17/2007
00:35
Intro - 7/17/07
The Colbert Report
S3
A Senator admits to seeing prostitutes, Michael Chertoff warns of all sorts of terrorist attacks, and Stephen brings a magnifying glass to his interview with an ant expert.
07/17/2007
00:58
ThreatDown - 500 Threat Marathon
The Colbert Report
S3
With over 1,400 minutes still to go in his solidarity marathon, Stephen embarks on an extra-long ThreatDown, starting with topographical maps.
07/17/2007
04:06
The Word - Victimcrite
The Colbert Report
S3
Sen. David Vitter, whose number appeared in a D.C. madam's phone records, once called Bill Clinton morally unfit to govern.
07/17/2007
01:19
Pope Goes Green
The Colbert Report
S3
The Pope must provide us with consistent, infallible declarations on how to live our daily lives.
07/18/2007
01:42
Stephen on iTunes
The Colbert Report
S3
Check out music reviews on the iTunes Store from the actual Stephen Colbert.
07/18/2007
03:44
The Word - McConaughey
The Colbert Report
S3
The untamable Matthew McConaughey doesn't have responsibilities or even a shirt.
07/18/2007
01:07
Intro - 7/18/07
The Colbert Report
S3
Stephen broadcasted his show for 24 hours straight in solidarity with Republicans during their forced overnight debate in the Senate.
07/18/2007
00:33
Intro - 6/18/07
The Colbert Report
S3
Stephen talks about Matthew McConaughey being named People Magazine's "Hottest Bachelor," discusses how 68% of Republicans don't believe in evolution and interviews country music star Toby Keith.
07/18/2007
02:03
The Price is Right
The Colbert Report
S3
Stephen suggests that Bob Barker become the president of the World Bank.
07/18/2007
04:35
Toby Keith
The Colbert Report
S3
The outspoken country music artist speaks with Stephen about the Colbert Bump on iTunes and the mutual benefits of being friends with each other.
07/18/2007
01:13
Papal Encounter
The Colbert Report
S3
USA Today printed a picture that looks like the pope is about to make out with a hot pilgrim lady.
07/18/2007
04:06
The Word - Smiley Face
The Colbert Report
S3
How could kittens fall asleep in a world where Iraq was not on its way toward becoming a democracy?
07/18/2007
02:23
2007 Filibustacular
The Colbert Report
S3
Although Stephen broadcasted The Report for 24-hours straight, Comedy Central cut him off at midnight.
07/18/2007
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