South ParkS7 E5Suck My Culo, Chica
J-Lo and Ben Affleck go to South Park Elementary. J-Lo beats Cartman but it seems like Affleck is falling in love with the hand.
South ParkS7 E5Hand Lovin'
Ben Affleck is in love with the new Jennifer Lopez, and their afternoon leads to more than just taco-flavored kisses.
South ParkS7 E5Will I Dream...
Cartman gives up and tells everyone that his hand is really a con man named Mitch Connor. When the authorities leave, he admits it was all a joke.
South ParkS7 E5Taco-Flavor Kisses
Cartman makes a music video at the mall featuring his J-Lo hand-puppet. It gets sent to a major record label and the execs love it.
South ParkS7 E5I Eat Tacos & Burritos
The class does presentations about Latin American culture for the Latino Endowment Committee. The committee likes Cartman's presentation.
South ParkS7 E5Ms. Lopez Gets Signed
BHI calls up Cartman and talks to his hand, J-Lo. They ask her to write 10 more songs. Cartman dreams of proving Kyle wrong.
South ParkS7 E5Jennifer Lopez Gets Dropped
J-Lo is dropped from BHI. The execs tell her about the other J-Lo and she decides to go to South Park to "kill that bitch."
South ParkS7 E5Taco Flavored Kisses For My Ben
Ben Affleck shows up at Cartman's house and spends day with J-Lo. J-Lo sings a song and then things get steamy.
South ParkS7 E5Can I Have Your Tacos
J-Lo finds Cartman and beats up his hand. The doctor fears for Cartman's sanity. Ben Affleck and the J-Lo puppet are now engaged.
South ParkS7 E5J-Lo Has A Chainsaw
Cartman asks the boys for help and they turn him down. Then the real J-Lo comes after him with a chainsaw.
South ParkS7 E6The Missing Pie
The boys are having trouble finding crimes to solve for their new detective club. They do manage to make a dollar solving the crime of the missing pie.
South ParkS7 E6Saving the Doll
The boys discover the doll is being held in Fosse's house. With the FBI kids at the front door, the boys go in the back to save the doll.
South ParkS7 E6Gunfight at the Peppermint Hippo
The boys go undercover at a strip club to bust the biggest crime syndicate in Colorado, a shootout ensues.
South ParkS7 E6Sarah Peterson's Doll
When a little girl's dolly has gone missing, she asks the junior detectives to take her case.
South ParkS7 E6Off the Case
The boys are just starting to make progress on the missing doll case, when their crime scene is usurped by some kids laying FBI.
South ParkS7 E6Butters' Interrogation
Cartman and Kenny interrogate Butters about the missing doll. While Butters tries to produce a semen sample, the boys get a lead about the location of the doll.
South ParkS7 E6Made Official
The boys' success as unofficial crimestoppers gets them official Junior Detective status with the police department. They are then ordered to take down a dangerous meth lab.
South ParkS7 E6The Meth Lab
The boys go down to bust the meth lab. The drug dealers all manage to die one way or another when they flee arrest.
South ParkS7 E6Hit the Showers
The boys get chewed out by the lieutenant for being reckless, then harassed by the other cops for trying to clean up the system.
South ParkS7 E6Going Undercover
The boys are pulled out of class by the police lieutenant. They are ordered to go undercover at a strip club to find some cop killers.
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