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Jennifer Lopez Gets Dropped

E 5 • 04/16/2003

Jennifer Lopez gets dropped and seeks revenge.

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How Very Very Relevant
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Cartman watches as Congress argues over whether or not to declare war.
04/09/2003
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SUPPORT COUNTRY PROTEST ROCK N ROLL
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Stan and Kyle come unprepared to the rally. Then a fight breaks out.
04/09/2003
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Saying One Thing and Doing Another
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Congress reaches a decision about the war. They decide to have their cake and eat it too. Then Cartman wakes up.
04/09/2003
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00:57

Don't Forget The Hot Sauce, Chulo
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Cartman/J-Lo record some tracks. Later that night the J-Lo puppet keeps Cartman up while practicing her dance moves.
04/16/2003
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03:02

Suck My Culo, Chica
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J-Lo and Ben Affleck go to South Park Elementary. J-Lo beats Cartman but it seems like Affleck is falling in love with the hand.
04/16/2003
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02:32

Hand Lovin'
South Park E5

Ben Affleck is in love with the new Jennifer Lopez, and their afternoon leads to more than just taco-flavored kisses.
04/16/2003
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02:42

Will I Dream...
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Cartman gives up and tells everyone that his hand is really a con man named Mitch Connor. When the authorities leave, he admits it was all a joke.
04/16/2003
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02:50

Taco-Flavor Kisses
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Cartman makes a music video at the mall featuring his J-Lo hand-puppet. It gets sent to a major record label and the execs love it.
04/16/2003
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01:48

I Eat Tacos & Burritos
South Park E5

The class does presentations about Latin American culture for the Latino Endowment Committee. The committee likes Cartman's presentation.
04/16/2003
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01:51

Ms. Lopez Gets Signed
South Park E5

BHI calls up Cartman and talks to his hand, J-Lo. They ask her to write 10 more songs. Cartman dreams of proving Kyle wrong.
04/16/2003
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01:27

Jennifer Lopez Gets Dropped
South Park E5

J-Lo is dropped from BHI. The execs tell her about the other J-Lo and she decides to go to South Park to "kill that bitch."
04/16/2003
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02:32

Taco Flavored Kisses For My Ben
South Park E5

Ben Affleck shows up at Cartman's house and spends day with J-Lo. J-Lo sings a song and then things get steamy.
04/16/2003
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02:01

Can I Have Your Tacos
South Park E5

J-Lo finds Cartman and beats up his hand. The doctor fears for Cartman's sanity. Ben Affleck and the J-Lo puppet are now engaged.
04/16/2003
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01:43

J-Lo Has A Chainsaw
South Park E5

Cartman asks the boys for help and they turn him down. Then the real J-Lo comes after him with a chainsaw.
04/16/2003
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02:28

The Missing Pie
South Park E6

The boys are having trouble finding crimes to solve for their new detective club. They do manage to make a dollar solving the crime of the missing pie.
04/23/2003
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03:17

Saving the Doll
South Park E6

The boys discover the doll is being held in Fosse's house. With the FBI kids at the front door, the boys go in the back to save the doll.
04/23/2003
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03:22

Gunfight at the Peppermint Hippo
South Park E6

The boys go undercover at a strip club to bust the biggest crime syndicate in Colorado, a shootout ensues.
04/23/2003
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00:56

Sarah Peterson's Doll
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When a little girl's dolly has gone missing, she asks the junior detectives to take her case.
04/23/2003
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01:07

Off the Case
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The boys are just starting to make progress on the missing doll case, when their crime scene is usurped by some kids laying FBI.
04/23/2003
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01:52

Butters' Interrogation
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Cartman and Kenny interrogate Butters about the missing doll. While Butters tries to produce a semen sample, the boys get a lead about the location of the doll.
04/23/2003
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01:19

Made Official
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The boys' success as unofficial crimestoppers gets them official Junior Detective status with the police department. They are then ordered to take down a dangerous meth lab.
04/23/2003
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