The Daily Show with Jon Stewart

Headlines - Three Strike Capability

Season 7 • 08/19/2002

Robert Manfred is on Jon Stewart's fantasy baseball labor negotiation team. His average is sick!

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04:23

Civil Lights
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Stephen Colbert highlights the smokers' dream that one day we will all be judged by the content of our character and not the color of our lungs.
08/15/2002
02:38

Plane Trouble
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Rob Corddry has some great notes on why the airlines are in trouble, but they got taken away from him during the routine security strip search.
08/15/2002
05:16

Rich Eisen
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Rich Eisen and Jon talk about the Harlem Little League and Rich's favorite interview.
08/15/2002
00:09

Moment Of Zen - Virtual Sales Clerk
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A computer-generated black man in a cigarette machine won't sell cigarettes to minors.
08/15/2002
06:36

Denis Leary
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If Jon Stewart believed everything Denis Leary said while drunk, he would be Mrs. Denis Leary by now.
08/19/2002
03:49

Even Stevphen - War
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Stephen Colbert is not surprised that Ed Helms didn't go to Princeton, because Ed is stupid.
08/19/2002
02:34

Washington D.C. Mayor Race
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You do not have to be a guy standing by himself in a parking lot to appreciate the message of former exotic dancer and Washington, D.C., mayoral candidate, Faith.
08/19/2002
00:40

Preview - 8/20/02
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Later in the week, Stephen Colbert exposes the blatant lies of Lynne Cheney's children's book.
08/19/2002
00:11

Moment of Zen - Take Me Out to Afghanistan
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Young Afghani boys play baseball.
08/19/2002
01:40

Dis Kapital
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Washington, D.C., incumbent Mayor Anthony Williams had Billy Joel and Kelsey Grammer vote for him.
08/19/2002
03:31

Headlines - Three Strike Capability
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One thing we've learned in studying Afghani culture? Religion doesn't mean that much to them.
08/19/2002
02:00

Indian Bummer
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Organized crime is using death threats to force Bollywood stars to work in crookedly financed features.
08/20/2002
01:30

Headlines - Bed Bush & Beyond
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Over 100 of President Bush's friends, relatives and fundraisers have slept at the White House.
08/20/2002
03:33

Headlines - Enter the Wagon
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In a refreshing turn of events, a carjacking suspect is pummeled before the L.A.P.D. gets there.
08/20/2002
00:05

Moment of Zen - Carjacker
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A carjacker groans with pain after being beaten up by judo students.
08/20/2002
07:18

Jim Lehrer
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Jim Lehrer and Jon discuss the sensationalism and flamboyance of newscasters who try to make themselves the story.
08/20/2002
04:05

Subliminal Messages
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Stephen Colbert assures viewers that the president would never knowingly deceive the country and foist some kind of emotional state on citizens.
08/20/2002
04:19

Headlines - Attaq?
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A small group of Americans known as a growing group of Americans think that invading Iraq is a bad idea.
08/21/2002
04:08

The Radical Write
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Look at what abandoning her core conservative values has done to Lynne Cheney. She's become David Keen.
08/21/2002
00:26

You Can't Stay
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Jon is recommending that everyone find something else to do tomorrow besides watch The Daily Show.
08/21/2002
01:35

Labor Day Tips
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If you use lighter fluid on a gas grill, you can literally almost blow up a neighborhood.
08/21/2002
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